King Snarf and rex were walking home together one day when Snarf saw a kickass bike parked in rex's porch. "Where did you get such a beloved sweet bike?", asked Snarf.
rex furrowed his eyebrows and replied, "Well, it's a weird story, but I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said: Take what you want."
King Snarf, with tears in his eyes, applauded. "thou hath made a good choice, sir; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
