Overall:

Story was shit - I've never seen so much padding in my life! Literally 3 minutes worth of actual story and aimed at only one level - kids!

Gay bit towards the end acknowledging past Doctors, which I would usually love!


Smith has potential! I didn't instantly hate him, like I did that fucking shit cunt Tennant!

New Tardis looks good, not too different from the revamp, I hope they do explore more rooms other than the console room.

Smith is weird looking fucker. He was definitely the highlight of the whole show!

Nowhereman only likes the new assistant because she's a fellow ginge! They loves to nostril fuck each other - snarf style!

Me No Rikey Rob, he's a banana queer!

I shit on Hogan!