They never told us how Paris Hilton escaped from Mr. Slave's digestive system. And maybe that's for the best.

So who is Eric Cartman's father? My original guess in 1998 was Mr. Garrison since he talks to his stuffed animals (not Clyde Frog anymore, since Kyle shredded him in the AIDS episode). But now I'm convinced it's the four-assed monkey.


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.