Originally Posted By: McGurk
They never told us how Paris Hilton escaped from Mr. Slave's digestive system. And maybe that's for the best.

So who is Eric Cartman's father? My original guess in 1998 was Mr. Garrison since he talks to his stuffed animals (not Clyde Frog anymore, since Kyle shredded him in the AIDS episode). But now I'm convinced it's the four-assed monkey.



You're a fucking idiot.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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