1) Sexual Harassment Panda shows up and uses his panda powers to stop all the madness, then he reveals his identity
Warning, Spoiler:
Santa Claus
2) Nibblet (the best 18 second South Park character ever) accidentally lets Muhammad escape, ruining everything. 3) Butters somehow ends up the hero and his parents ground him for something stupid.
We'll find out soon enough.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello? Put Natasha on the phone. Who is this? This is her fucking son's father. Who is this? This is her fucking son. ..........oh....... Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
