I get it, G-man. Today's not your day. First, you make a thread celebrating the death of innocent people, one being an ROTC student. Then you defend Pariah's bitchy rants over a video game. You're probably just getting old and cranky. Tomorrow, you'll get your early bird special at, what, five thirty in the morning with your senior discount. You'll spend a few hours sitting in the park, arguing with the pigeons. Then you'll end the whole day with the seven o'clock news and, if you're lucky, Wheel of Fortune.
I have already sent the National Guard to your house over that Pariah incident. You are obviously a threat to the American way of life.