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I have time off for the Con!!! I took off Aug 6-11th (for those who come early and stay late!) ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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Debauchery??? Is that a French word???
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I will have to come along to this one day.
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Does anyone know how much the damn Con cost? I gotta know now 'cause I'm going to four (including this one): 2 here in the Bay Area, SD and Chi-town. My parents are being surprisingly open about money and travel this year. Maybe cause I'm turning 21...
Debauchery here I come! ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
The con itself costs 20 bucks a day....maybe? 50 for the whole weekend?
Accomadation charges vary on whether you are male or female....males bring alcohol....females bring themselves with NO clothes......
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Nowhereman is a girl - he is the exception?
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Ive already had him.....so yes......
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Another victim!
Date Rape Drug Warning
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs,
partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any
woman.
A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is
used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in
large "kegs."
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless
against this approach.
After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a
relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory
female.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
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That's why Franta has a keg fridge!!!! ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
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It freezes up a bit at times though.....so continuous flow of beer is needed to keep the line open.
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quote:
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That's why Franta has a keg fridge!!!!
I'll bet a predatory female has put it there...
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Does anyone know how much the damn Con cost? I gotta know now 'cause I'm going to four (including this one): 2 here in the Bay Area, SD and Chi-town. My parents are being surprisingly open about money and travel this year. Maybe cause I'm turning 21...
Debauchery here I come!
So...will you be 21 by the time of the Chicago Con?i
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uh-oh. LLance's scheming something up!
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Well, looks like I'll be able to get the money for the trip, after all. In about a month I'll know for sure, but it looks like a done deal. Now, and I shit you not, I'll have to wait and see if the government allows me to take the trip! Damn bastards! it's a conspiracy, I tell you...
Damn fucked up country I have to live in...
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You got a shitty Parole Officer huh?
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Parole sounds alot like batpole.
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More importantly, is there a port-a-potty in every level of the garage?
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Will there be black mens at this convention?
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Careful Theo this guy fucks black men!
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quote:
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More importantly, is there a port-a-potty in every level of the garage?
That depends on which level Franta parks the Frantamobile & how much beer was drunk before arriving.
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So...that's about 40 people crashing at Franta's? I want it known now I get the single bed in the extra bedroom unless I get some action...in which case all of you will have to leave Franta's for the weekend! :)
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Action = fucking some poor little boy in the arse. Awww what a SICK FAT FUCKER you are!!
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Once again jealousy rears it's ugly head because it's not the poor pathetic Creech getting butt-fucked. :lol:
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quote:
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Once again jealousy rears it's ugly head because it's not the poor pathetic Creech getting butt-fucked. :lol:
I don't swing that way, Necro-boy!!
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
Once again jealousy rears it's ugly head because it's not the poor pathetic Creech getting butt-fucked. :lol:
I don't swing that way, Necro-boy!!
Sure FNB sure.
I forgot they got to be blood related before you'd let them poke you in the ass. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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When are you two getting married?
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An angel's smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven, then put me through hell
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passion's a prison, you can't break free
You're a loaded gun
There's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
You give love a bad name
You paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, you act so shy
Your very first kiss was your first kiss goodbye
You're a loaded gun
There's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done
Shot through the heart
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You give love a bad name
I play my part and you play your game
You give love a bad name
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Seen them four times already,even went to France to see them....only other good reason to actually go to France is cheap booze!
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I went to France...I went to France...Big deal! Have you ever been to Cynthiania, Ky? Huh? Huh?
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I went to France...I went to France...Big deal! Have you ever been to Cynthiania, Ky? Huh? Huh?
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