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Little does he know this was all part of mine and ROY's master plan to return to the boards.We are amalgamed onto FRANTA BATTY, the Nature Conglomerate!
Oh Jesus! Run! Run I say!
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Franta is the Gordon Gecko of comic books.
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cool,that means he gets to bang Katharen Zeta Jones!
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This is scary! My wife once dressed as Smurfette for Halloween! DCMB's still down! @%$#@@*(*&! and ^$%^(*&^$!
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Who do I have to promise not to have sex with to get the DC message boards up and running again? 
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No, I mean it: I am willing not to have sex with anyone present if it means getting the DC message boards up and running again. If, however, the DCMBs are not up and running again SOON, I'm going to start having sex with one of you, chosen at random. (Can you say, "Rough trade"? I knew you could.) Every hour that I have to do without access to the DCMBs, I shall have sex with another of you. Then I'll start all over. Until my needs are met. I mean business.
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Will you have to make up for all the hours you've already missed out?
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With a vengeance, Michael. With a vengeance. 
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I'm last!! Called It!!!!!! Get the fucking boards up, Rob. You fucker!
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Knowing my luck this guy is TheAngryBatman in disguise and I'll be chosen for the first "fun-filled" hour! 
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you'd love it. 
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You got a purty mouth ....
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ah lahk thuh way y'u tahlk...
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NO KIDDING!!!!!!!!! It's been by my calcultions at least two weeks since I've gotten to sign on.....thats not to say I dont have a life or whatever BUT its kinda sad not to find out whats up with all the cool peoples of DC...but hey Rob has his reasons and maybe he'll make it to where its even awesomer and cooler and prettier and stuff  So Rob we back ya.......just promise me it wont be down for longer than a month or I'll go insane 
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PrincessElisa we are in the process of finalizing the negotiations and getting the G'Nort forum finsihed....(with animated graphics and sound, we are hoping to have The Monkees I'm Gonna Buy Me a Dog).
Please bear with us it will be worth the wait.
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Every time the boards go down, we lose search functions and edit functions. What are you taking away this time, you bastard?
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We are taking away obnoxious posters this time.
Bye Bye Bat-Babies.
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We are also attempting to convert the LOBO forum to english. We seem to get snagged around security_ogre's posts...
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quote:
Originally posted by PrincessElisa:
NO KIDDING!!!!!!!!! It's been by my calcultions at least two weeks since I've gotten to sign on.....thats not to say I dont have a life or whatever BUT its kinda sad not to find out whats up with all the cool peoples of DC...but hey Rob has his reasons and maybe he'll make it to where its even awesomer and cooler and prettier and stuff So Rob we back ya.......just promise me it wont be down for longer than a month or I'll go insane
What a suck!
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Originally posted by rufusTfirefly:
We are also attempting to convert the LOBO forum to english. We seem to get snagged around security_ogre's posts...
WHAT THE FRAGRRE YOU TLAKING ABOUT AH!
NUTIN A COLD SIXER 0F SNAKEIKRT WONT FIX FRAGGGOFFF LOBO RULZ! Which losely translates into "I'm a little tea pot!"
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Yes, Franta...you are..."little"...Nowhereman told me!
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Well, as long as we're here ... rufusTfirefly, can you please fill me in on jGoldman10? I'm told that, as a newbie, I won't have arrived until I've insulted aforesaid jGoldman10 on at least four of his threads. Oh, and about the sex thing. I'm all humped out for the time being, folks, but still have my eye on someone's pretty blue Smurf hiney. 
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Hey Hero, I'll fight ya for him...
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And who said I'm a he? 
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I'm in love! 
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well, just t'letchya know, dc and i have been done since monday morning. the boards are down due to stuff (from what i hear) warner bros is doin. to be MORE honest, i have no idea when they're comin back up (im incredibly surprised they're down this long)
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Dammit Rob would you shut the hell up!!! I was about to score, you dolt!
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with the mahatma? ... khama sutra style?
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
well, just t'letchya know, dc and i have been done since monday morning.
Sorry, I require a translation here...
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meaning all the upgrades n'what not that dc had to do (or knew about) were completed by monday morning. dunno what happened since then, whether WB has more upgrades planned, a redesign, ran into errors, etc. there are NO plans to discontinue the DCMBs, i just cant predict how quickly they'll be put back up (and, again, they've been down much longer than i thought, so, its really a "any moment now" kinda thing)
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Any moment now huh? Coming from a guy no less... heh All I know is...I'm having withdrawls...I need my Wonder Woman forum!!!
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According to the new regulations to post in OUR Wonder Woman forums, we the new heads of DCMB require BOOBIES avatars.
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quote:
Originally posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves:
Well, as long as we're here ... rufusTfirefly, can you please fill me in on jGoldman10? I'm told that, as a newbie, I won't have arrived until I've insulted aforesaid jGoldman10 on at least four of his threads.Oh, and about the sex thing. I'm all humped out for the time being, folks, but still have my eye on someone's pretty blue Smurf hiney.
I wouldn't consider it a rite of passage or anything, just something that is fun as hell to do when you're bored...
I really long for the days of ol' daRKfOrce though...
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Whatever happened to that little piece of crap? Havn't seen him around in quite a while. Used to love chasing him all over the boards getting him riled up so he'd go off, and get banned again.
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You people sure have time to waste... just like me!
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Thank you, rufusTfirefly. I have been tempted on occasion to respond to some inanity or other on jGoldman10's threads, but you seem always to have matters quite in hand. I shall therefore seek out my own foil. There is no shortage of prospects on the DCUMB. And now I must take my leave of Rob Kamphausen's website. I apologize for having had sex with some of you, and for not having sex with others of you. I just want everyone to know that Batwoman is still a virgin. Byeeee.
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Hey Hero, I'll fight ya for him...
YOU WIN!
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