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Hey, somebody had to make this stupid joke sooner or later.
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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heheheheh tooo late!!!!!!!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Quote:
Darknight613 said:
Hey, somebody had to make this stupid joke sooner or later.
No no no. THIS is a stupid joke:
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way: Unique up on it.
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Quote:
Joe Mama said:
Quote:
Darknight613 said:
Hey, somebody had to make this stupid joke sooner or later.
No no no. THIS is a stupid joke:
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way: Unique up on it.
Here's one that's even worse.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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The King Of The Crypt.
I'm Going To Bang The Bunny Senseless
She Was So Good Last Night
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Full List of Stuff White People Like
#126 Vespa Scooters
#125 Bob Marley
#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy
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#122 Moleskine Notebooks
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#16 Gifted Children
#15 Yoga
#14 Having Black Friends
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Peter Fernandez (voice actor/director)
Died July 15, 2010. Born January 29, 1927. Best known for Speed Racer. Fernandez co-wrote the scripts, was the voice director, and composed the theme song. He was instrumental in introducing many Japanese anime series to English speaking audiences.
George Steinbrenner (sports)
Died July 13, 2010. Born July 4, 1930. Businessman and owner and former principal executive of Major League Baseball's New York Yankees.
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Ilene Woods (actress)
Died July 1, 2010. Born May 5, 1929. Actress and singer, best known as the Disney legend who voiced Cinderella in the 1950 Disney classic.
Manute Bol (basketball)
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"Every day learns from the one that went before, but no day teaches the one that follows.."
"Every road has two directions."
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"Don't worry if you borrow, but worry if you lend.."
"Even a coffin is made to measure.."
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In science, the term natural science refers to a naturalistic approach to the study of the world, which is understood as obeying rules or laws of natural origin.
The term natural science is also used to distinguish those fields that use the scientific method to study nature from the social sciences, which use the scientific method to study human behavior and society; from the formal sciences, such as mathematics and logic, which use a different (a priori) methodology and from the humanities.
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A 2D geometric model is a geometric model of an object as two-dimensional figure, usually on the Euclidean or Cartesian plane.
Even though all material objects are three-dimensional, a 2D geometric model is often adequate for certain flat objects, such as paper cut-outs and machine parts made of sheet metal.
2D geometric models are also convenient for describing certain types of artificial images, such as technical diagrams, logos, the glyphs of a font, etc. They are an essential tool of 2D computer graphics and often used as components of 3D geometric models, e.g. to describe the decals to be applied to a car model.
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Cold Desert
Kings Of Leon
I'm on the corner, waiting for a light to come on,
That's when I know that you're alone
It's cold in the desert, water never sees the ground
Special unspoken without sound
Told me you love me, that I'd never die alone
Hand over you heart, let's go home
Everyone noticed, everyone has seen the signs
I've always been known to cross lines
I've never ever cried when I was feeling down
I've always been scared of the sound
Jesus don't love me, no one ever carried my load
I'm to young to feel this old
Here's to you, here's to me
On to us.
Nobody knows, nobody sees, nobody but me.
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Monster Mash
Bobby Pickett and Lenny Capizzi
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
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Misfits
Halloween
Bonfires burning bright
Pumpkin faces in the night
I remember halloween
Dead cats hanging from poles
Little dead are out in groves
remember halloween
Brown leafed vertigo
Where skeletal life is known
I remember halloween
This day anything goes
Burning bodies hanging from poles
I remember halloween
Halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween
Candy apples and razor blades
Little dead are soon in graves
I remember halloween
This day anything goes
Burning bodies hanging from poles
I remember
Halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween
Halloween, halloween, halloween, halloween
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If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
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If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
If a tree falls in the forest without anyone there, does it still make a sound? Do the other trees make fun of it?
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