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I recently was made aware that our very own Bastie had given a descrition of his penis over at the JLA boards! Unfortunately, someone (Rob) who shall remain nameless (Rob) saw fit to erase said post! (Rob) I would think it only fitting that our very own Rob petition Bastie to duplicate said post somewhere here as his way of saying sorry! Be quick now, please! -----once over and twice twisted-------- ------------------
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Dude, the fact that you are so interested in my penis has me very worried about you. I saw Deliverance. I know about you country boys. If you want to know what it looks like, just pull out yours and imagine if it was brown in color and adult-sized... ----once over and I will not squeal for you-----
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You can rest easy, Bastie. Deliverance was my first and last homosexual encounter not counting the time the two lesbians rolled me in the alley! Methinks, as proud members of the male gender we should have a place to speak proudly about that which we are all most proud of! Besides, I want to see, by consensus, which of us is the biggest liar! -----once over and couldn't believe Bastie described "it" in the first place!--------- ------------------
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I would go first in describing my member, but it is soooooo big it keeps getting in my way as I try to type in a fair description upon my keyboard! -----once over and I can't believe you all are so hung up on this "little" subject! Bwahahahahahaha!-------- ------------------
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I am reliably informed that LLance is in fact a close friend of George Michael & Elton John!!
Very close,if ya get my meaning!
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Close as in the way I refer to them as my "bitches"? -----once over and truthfully, Elton is dog ugly and even I would be relunctant to be found keeping company with someone busted in a public park!------- ------------------
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i must... VERY quickly... remove my name from the subject in this post. thank you. ------------------
i have spoken
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I am truly amazed that the "younger' generation is so hung up on sex and body parts, etc! It's only dirty if you make it dirty people! Now grow up and describe your tallywhacker, Damn it! Bwahahahahaha!!!!! -----once over and it's only funny if you make it funny!--------
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Hmm...Roy Batty...Burlap...I am so turned on! -----once over and always wondered what Franta saw in you, Roy!------ ------------------
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Franta likes to run his hands through my hair! If I can turn you on LLance you old git, then I can turn Franty on!
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Isn't that cucumber enough?
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They're all vegetables to me.
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You say tomato, and I say tomato!
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hey wait until I catch up!
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You say ketchup! I say throw-up! -----once over and gag me with the vegetable of your choice!-------- ------------------
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I think i saw those things in a german movie . it was a very stange movie with people who had no clothes on and they kept sticking the poor veegies where im sure they dont belong
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Alright Franta. I do not even want to know how you came across that. My heart just wouldn't be able to handle the shock.
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Why are these people shocked by fruit out of the shit I have posted online!
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I see dead fruits...and vegetables! ------------------
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You and those damn buffets at the casino!
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What about Billy red hat!
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