O Holy Night - South Park
Eric Cartman
Mr. Garrison: Eric Cartman can't seem to remember the words to O Holy Night.
We're gonna use a little shock therapy.
I'm gonna give one of you children this cattle prod and if Eric forgets any words, just shock him a little. Okay?
Mr. Garrison: Here you go Kyle why don't you take it
(music starts)
Kyle: SWEET!
Mr. Garrison: Okay Eric whenever you're ready
Cartman: And, Oh holy ni- (Shock) Ow!
Hey what was that for, I didn't Screw up!
Kyle: Ha Ha
Mr Garrison: No Kyle you can't shock him unless he forgets the words.
Kyle: Sorry Mr. Garrison
Cartman: And, O holy night the stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of our dear saviour's birth.
O holy night....(mumbles) (Shock)
Children: HAHAHA
Cartman: It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie (Shock)
Mr. Garrison: THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS ERIC
Cartman: Cause Jesus was born and--so we give him presents (Shock) OW
Uum (Shock)(OW) decorations.. (Shock) OK on the tree
Fall on your knees and hear the angels .... voices (Shock) OW!
O night divine
Mr. Garrison: Very nice Eric.
Cartman: O night, o night divine ----
There see I remembered that whole chorus didn't even have to...
Mr. Garrison: MISSED IT!
Cartman: Oh night (Shock) DEEEVIIINE
Kyle: Dang Cartman
Mr. Garrison: WOW.....
Cartman: O night, O night...divine
(Shock) (Shock)
Children: Ha, Ha (Shock) (Shock)
Mr. Garrison: Ok Eric, now we're gonna do the French words
Cartman: WHAT?!
