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...to prevent this sort of thing from happening to you too: - An Oregon sheriff's deputy didn't need a drug dog to point out a stash during a recent traffic stop. The driver's dog did it for him.
KGW-TV reports Sherman County sheriff's Sgt. John Terrel was pulling over a pickup truck February 9 when he saw a sock fly out the window. It turned out to be stuffed with marijuana and hashish.
The driver told Terrel he was trying to hide the sock, but his pit bull mix grabbed it and wouldn't let go, enjoying a tug-of-war game.
The dog won the tussle and tossed the sock out the window, and the 32-year-old driver was indicted on drug possession charges.
Sheriff Brad Lohrey says he wished everyone traveled with their own personal drug dog.
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Dude, I'm a total cat person in South Carolina. This was someone with a dog, in Oregon, using a sock. *looks at Rex*I'm just saying... 
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I think g-mans dementia is acting up again.
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Um, Pro, read the hyperlinked comment I made at the top. I clearly indicated that I was suggesting steps to avoid what happened to him happen to you. I wasn't saying it was you.
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And MY point was he had a sock! You missed the obvious target. Even the target is telling you that... 
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A good dog would've ate that dope before the cop got to the truck.
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G-man's such a Reagan fanatic that he went and got himself Alzheimer's.
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I'm sorry, but the correct answer was "I do train my dog, I train him to shit on your lawn.".
But thank you all for playing.
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I didn't get what the joke here was at first, but then I saw that they mentioned drugs, and then I remembered that Pro likes the drugs, and then I was like 
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Your favorite destination.
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...not necessarily... 
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wouldn't that make your anus numb?
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It won't get you high but you will have an urge to sit on snack food.
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Yeah but there is a down side.... 
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That's gross. You're gross. Gross.
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Would you prefer a picture of Tub Girl?
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I would prefer pistols at fifteen-yards...
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More like "I would prefer some DRUGS!"
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The understood should never bother being openly expressive...
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I don't understand that at all!
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Were you raised in an Understandless environment? 
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