Dave, man, come on. You're going to have a stroke if you keep this up. It's Pro. He's a bald dude with liberal leanings who smokes too much pot. It's not David Warner in "Time Bandits" for Chrissakes.
Shhh! You'll burst his bubble and I'm enjoying this faaar too much...
{eats popcorn and watches Dave spend another hour or so compiling quotes to try and support his crazy}