Guys, can I be part of a clique? I've always wanted to be in one.
I don't know. Do you have what it takes to be in the Liberal Conspiracy Super Club? We in the LCSC have exacting standards. Have you ever:
read socialist/communist literature like the Communist Manifesto or How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
killed a puppy and/or kitten with your bare hands?
tried to repress freedom and liberty with your communist ideals on an internet message board?
sullied Dave the Wonder Boy's pure and virginal name with liberal lies and slander?
If you've answered yes to at least three of these or are just looking for attention, mail in your membership card and two proofs of purchase from Quaker's Rice Cakes to:
Liberal Conspiracy Super Club PO Box 54632 New York, New York 10036
