Her birthday is April 23rd, mine is April 26th. Today!
Well happy birthday,Wondie!
Five years is a while to be dating. You should marry this girl.
You got any nudie pictures of her?
Y'like pictures of nekkid 10-year-olds, do ya?
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock