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Native Americans have lived in the Yellowstone region for at least 11,000
years. The region was bypassed during the Lewis and Clark Expedition
in the early 19th century. Aside from visits by mountain men during the
early-to-mid-19th century, organized exploration did not begin until
the late 1860s. The U.S. Army was commissioned to oversee the park just
after its establishment. In 1917, administration of the park was transferred
to the National Park Service, which had been created the previous year.
Hundreds of structures have been built and are protected for their
architectural and historical significance, and researchers have examined
more than 1,000 archaeological sites.

Yellowstone National Park spans an area of 3,468.4 square
miles (8,983 km2),[1] comprising lakes, canyons, rivers and
mountain ranges. Yellowstone Lake is one of the largest high-
altitude lakes in North America and is centered over the Yellowstone
Caldera, the largest supervolcano on the continent. The caldera is
considered an active volcano. It has erupted with tremendous force several
times in the last two million years. Half of the world's
geothermal features are in Yellowstone, fueled by this
ongoing volcanism.

Established in 1872, Yellowstone is the world’s first national park.

Yellowstone is located 96% in Wyoming, 3% in Montana and 1% in Idaho

Larger than Rhode Island and Delaware combined. 2.2 million acres total

Record number of visitors was in 2002 with 3,151,342

With more than 10,000 geysers, hot springs and fumaroles, Yellowstone is the largest concentration of hydrothermal features in the world.

Yellowstone Lake is the largest high-altitude lake in North America.

The Yellowstone River water fall is 308 ft high at the Lower Falls

Yellowstone rests on one of the largest active volcanoes in the world.

Over 2,000 earthquakes occur per year inside the park

Yellowstone is the only place in the lower 48 states that wild bison have survived continuously.

More than 2,400 miles of streams flow through Yellowstone, providing some of the best fly-fishing in the world.

Reaching a height of 106-184 feet, Old Faithful eruptions are predictable to within 10 minutes, erupting every 46 to 92 minutes.

Park features more than 950 miles worth of backcountry trails

Gardiner Montana is located in the Parks north Entrance was founded in 1880 and is located at the 45th Parallel. Half way between the North Pole and the Equator


Lighting starts on average 22 fires per year/ and 80% of fires are put out naturally

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Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.

Yo mama's so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's.

Yo mama's so fat that she supported the bailout just because she wanted a 'barrel of pork'.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak.

Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can see her from her house.

Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can't see Russia anymore!.

Yo mama's so fat that her biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's".

Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.

Yo mama's so ugly that you could put lipstick on a pig and it would look ten times better than her!

Yo mama's so fat that "ACORN" registered her to vote eight times!

Yo mama's so fat that even the Death Star couldn't blow her up!

Yo mama's so fat that Spock couldn't find a pressure point to perform the Vulcan Death Grip on her.

Yo mama's so fat that she thought the opening line of Kirk's monologue was "Spice, the final Frontier..."

Yo mama's so stupid that when the borg had to choose between assimilating her and a tree, they chose the tree.

Yo mama's so fat that if she were placed beside a changeling during regeneration, no one would know the difference.


Yo mama's so fat that she tried to fly through a temporal anomoly but she didn't fit.

Yo mama's so fat she makes Riker's belly look 3 atoms thick.


Yo mama's so fat that when she tried to captain a galaxy class they had to separate the saucer so she could fit.

Yo mama's so fat that she makes the USS Enterprise look like a micro machines racer.


Yo mama's so flatulent that she forced the Mustafarians to wear masks!

Yo mama's so dumb that she tried to rent a car from The Enterprise.

Yo mama's so fat that Dexster Jettster mistook her for his wife.

Yo mama's so ugly that the term 'bantha poodoo' wasn't used metaphorically with reference to her.


Yo mama's so fat that only half her body was able to come out frozen from the carbon freezing chamber in Cloud City.

Yo mama's so ugly that Dr. Evazan looks like a male supermodel next to her.


Yo mama's so fat that when she beams to a ship, the ship beams inside of her.

Yo mama's so such a ho that she slept with me... therefore, I AM YOUR FATHER!


Yo mama's so dumb that when she found a vulcan, she tried to call Santa to take him back to the north pole.

Yo mama's so fat that the passengers of the Millenium Falcon mistook her for a small moon.


Yo mama's so fat that Gardulla the Hutt had a boost in self-esteem after seeing her.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made doctor McCoy say "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Zoologist!"


Yo mama's so fat that she fell to the dark side and couldn't get back up.

Yo mama's so fat that if she was thrown into the second Death Star's reactor core, she could have blown up the entire Imperial fleet.


Yo mama's so fat that the Kaminoans couldn't use her as a host for clones since they couldn't pierce her skin deep enough to draw blood.

Yo mama's so weak-minded that I got her to lead me to Jabba without using a jedi mind trick!

Yo mama's so fat that she caused Kamino to flood when her water broke.

Yo mama's so weak-minded that I got her to lead me to Jabba without using a jedi mind trick!


Yo mama's so fat that she caused Kamino to flood when her water broke.

Yo mama's so ugly that she's probably a Shi'ido Clawdite that stays in her regular form all the time.


Yo mama's so fat that her lack of balance caused her to stumble into an Utapau sinkhole.

Yo mama's so fat that she crushed Boga as soon as she mounted her.


Yo Mama's so fat, that in an attempt to beam her up, the ship ended up being pulled down to the surface.

Yo Mama's so ugly even Data would need special eye googles to look at her.

Yo mama's so ugly her Kazon hairdo is an improvement!

Yo Mama's so ugly even a Ferengi would dress her in clothes.

Yo mama's so old even Guinan refers to her as "old bag".


Yo Mama's so fat that when she walks into a room the replicators stop working.

Yo Mama's so fat, Data feels strong emotions of disgust and self-terminates.


Yo Mama's so stupid the Borg wouldn't assimilate her!

Yo Mama's so fat she wears her own inertia dampener.


Yo Mama's so fat, she managed to contain a warp core breach.

Yo Mama's so fat, she got stuck trying to enter the Nexus.


Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she punched a hole in the fabric of space/time.

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KFC is the most popular fried chicken restaurant in America. Each year, KFC sells billions of pieces of fried chicken. But, it wasn't always this way. In fact, Harland Sanders was once nothing more than a gas station operator in Corbin, Kentucky. So how was it that Harland Sanders could take a simple piece of chicken and turn it and himself into a worldwide success? Here are just a few facts about the man and his fried chicken.