Two guys were playing golf when one sliced his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabbed an 8-iron and went down the embankment, and after searching a while found something shiny. As he got closer, he realized the shiny object was an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball. The golfer called to his friend, “Hey, come here, I got big trouble down here.” The friend came running and yelled, “What’s the matter?” The golfer in the ravine shouted back, “Throw me my 7-iron! Looks like you can’t get out of here with an 8-iron.”
