Two golfers were on the links, and one of them kept missing the ball, slicing, hooking, doing something wrong every time. The other yelled at him to “Keep your head down, keep your head down.” Each time the first golfer lost a stroke the other would say, “Keep your head down.” Finally the man got so disgusted that he announced he would jump into the water hazard and drown. “You’ll never drown,” said the other. “You can’t keep your head down!”
