A man telephoned a friend and reached the friend’s six-year-old daughter. “Is your daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” the little girl said, in a whisper. “Can I talk to him?” “No.” “Can I talk to your mommy?” “No.” “Why not?” “They’re busy.” “How about your two older brothers?” “They’re busy.” “You mean to tell me that four people besides you are in the house and they’re all busy? What are they doing?” “Looking for me!”
