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Youtube clips of bouncing peni in the womens forum. Youtube clips of attractive women in the media forum.




Doesn't make sense.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
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Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?


Lothar, obviously. Duh.

Strap on six condoms and go to town on her!

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 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
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Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?


Lothar, obviously. Duh.

Strap on six condoms and go to town on her!


Clearly you aren't aware of her super herpes.


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My appreciation is enhanced by the accompanying "Slow Ride" song by Foghat.

Foghat Live was one of the first two albums I ever bought, back in 1977.

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thanks for the update, beardguy.


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Carl's Jr definitely makes some consistently fun, sexy, and well-produced ads.

There's also a fun "mafia" commercial that Carl's Jr pulled, because it was considered potentially offensive to Italians.

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Here's the Mafia Ad:


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A funny Fiber One cereal commercial (guy keeps coming back to mooch free samples) :


One of a series featuring a quirky and possibly psychic spokesman.

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Miller beer (oversized bowling shoes commercial)

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Hornitos, calling in sick to work

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Keystone beer, "Keith Stone" gets girl out of tree


"Ooo, Keith Stone...you're so smooth."
"Always."

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Could you be anymore white trash?


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"Always let her speak first" beer commercial







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Fiber One: "You care about my fiber"?

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Foundation For a Better Life: "the good stuff"
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Subaru father-daughter commercial






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 Originally Posted By: rex
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I guess that's how a wack job like you would see it, rex.

The rest of us see a loving father, whose daughter is growing up, and he protectively still sees her as his little girl, presented with a great mix of paternal warmth and humor.
It's an exceptionally well done commercial.

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Yes, you posting youtube clips of underage girls means I'm a wack job.


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Hornitos, twin brother ("something different about you...")


Hornitos, reunion with hot teacher



Hornitos, not just any tequila







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Keystone, beautiful girl in store talking on cel phone commercial:

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That bitch is so hot I almost want to buy Keystone Light. But it tastes like shit so I won't.

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 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
That bitch is so hot I almost want to buy Keystone Light. But it tastes like shit so I won't.


Yeah, in Youtube comments for one of these commercials, one guy called it PEESTONE.

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Women and boobies aside (how did we wind up there?)

Since when was the host of Top Chef considered to be a "culinary expert." Anybody could to Padma's job, anybody!


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Ah, but could they do it as... voluptuously?






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FedEx Witness Protection commercial

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Allstate: "protect yourself from mayhem... like me" emotionally compromised teenage girl commercial

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I love the new Dairy Queen series of commercials.
That's rid-DQ-lous !

DQ: "We blow bubbles with Kittens inside them"


DQ: Hiking, rainbows on fire


DQ, Mary Lou Retton

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You truly are a retard.


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Fuck you rex. Just because you're a soulless bastard doesn't mean that's not funny.

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Its a sad rip off of the old spice commercials.


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I haven't seen it so I don't care

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