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Originally posted by First National Bastard:
You oughta know me.

But you drink Jim Beam?!?

Gah... no wonder no one likes you!

Don Bacardi or Jack Daniel are your only true friends!!!!!!!!!
I'm from Ohio...land o' cheap drinking. I just aquired a taste for the stuff...'course when yer drinkin' straight from the fifth, after the first few...everything starts tasting like water.