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how many times in one day can we guys whack off, is there a limit? whats the magic number 5 10 15? what is the daily recomended value ![[eh... i dunno... ]](graemlins/ehidunno.gif)
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"Wack off?" You mean, like, cutting firewood right? Well, it depends on the man, ya know? I mean, there are puny weak weeny boys, then there's people with A.D.D. that would probably only chop once for twice before find it more fun to chase li'l bitty squirls. Children are useless too; always whining about how "it hurts" and plus they can't pick up the axe very well, so they're out of the picture altogether. I guess you could put them in the puny weak weeny boys catagory. Womens aren't too good at this to on account of them bein' dainty an all...unless they're dykes. But from what I hear lebanesians don't like wood, so count them out. But really really strong guys could do it all day! They have soooooooo much stamina! They could just wack it and wack it and wack until their arms fall off! Yeah........anyways, I hope I answered your questions all right. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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If you are doing less than 40 times a day you're a fag.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
If you are doing less than 40 times a day you're a fag.
He's right you know.......you also need an extensive porn collection. You need to rotate your material.....you don't want to get bored now do you? ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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oooooooooooh! that wacking off! Well, in that case, spooge until ye cain't spooge nah mar!
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well jaburg said no less then 40, and i am at 2 already today so i better get busy lol
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And shower after every 10, otherwise you'll feel moist and stinky. Oh, and don't forget to change the clean up rag, cuz they get crusty after a couple hours.
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it just feels sooooooooooooooooooooooooo damn go though
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you have a problem. i suggest buying a prostitute.
once you go fat, you never go back.
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How many times must a man whack off, before they call him a wanker
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind
The answer is blowing in the wind
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THE FACTS:
From The Kinsey Report - "Sexual Behavior In The Human Male"
98% of males (including married men) admitted to masturbating.
Average: 3 times per week. (and... 85% admitted premarital sex; 50% admitted adultery)
Current population - 132,090,689 Men in the United States
ASSUMPTIONS:
1. It takes at least ten minutes (on average) for a man to
masturbate.
LET'S DO THE NUMBERS:
132,090,689 men in the United States X 3 wack-offs/week = 396,272,067 wack-offs/week
6 ten-minute-periods/hour X 24hours/day X 7days/week = 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week
396,272,067 wack-offs/week / 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week = 393,127 wack-offs/ten-minute-period
393,127 wack-offs/ten-minute-period X 98% (Kinsey Factor) = 385,265 wack-offs/ten-minute-period
CONCLUSION:
At any given moment (on average), 385,265 men in the United States are wacking-off.
So, be careful who you shake hands with! WOO!!!
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Now that's something to think about.
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Ten of Thousands of Gallons of potential Americans are being wasted every week! We should put what we shoot to good use! Get every girl you meet pregnant! We need the numbers to fight the War on Terrorism people! 60% of the Middle East population is under 25! I can't break all of their ankles on my own! WOO!!!
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God er um Zod bless Kurt Angle!
Zod bless America!
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what a tough choice, whack off or cum in my girlfriend's mouth or get her pregnant ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif) someone tell me the best choice to make ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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You could go out in the pasture and get some cow puddy! As an extra you get lots of titty!
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The hard part about cow pudy am you am gotta find a stump to stand on...or so URG has am been told.
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quote:
Originally posted by JASON TODD:
what a tough choice, whack off or cum in my girlfriend's mouth or get her pregnant someone tell me the best choice to make
Combine the last two. Cum in her mouth and tell her to swallow really hard.
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See, this is what we've needed. A forum where all of us comic book fans could come and talk about our SECOND favorite hobby.
And regarding the topic at hand <heh heh>, each man has to know his own limits. Don't want Mr. Glans getting red and irritated, now do we?
--Jim
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quote:
Originally posted by Jim Jackson:
See, this is what we've needed. A forum where all of us comic book fans could come and talk about our SECOND favorite hobby.
Hey! Ah, you're right.
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quote:
Originally posted by URG:
The hard part about cow pudy am you am gotta find a stump to stand on...or so URG has am been told.
Or so you've been told?
Sure, Urg. Sure.
Whatever you say...
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by JASON TODD:
how many times in one day can we guys whack off, is there a limit? whats the magic number 5 10 15?
what is the daily recomended value
Once a day maximum...and maybe 3 times a week would be "best." Unless you don't care about having children later in life...then whack-off until your heart's content.
You think I'm joking? Let me get this guy I know...he and his wife have been trying to have a 2nd child for the past 3 years (and are now into hormones and harvesting eggs for invetro and all this other shit)...but can't because his sperm count is so low due to whacking off more than what his doctor recommended.
Stupid man. ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
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Originally posted by JASON TODD:
how many times in one day can we guys whack off, is there a limit? whats the magic number 5 10 15?
what is the daily recomended value
Once a day maximum...and maybe 3 times a week would be "best." Unless you don't care about having children later in life...then whack-off until your heart's content.
You think I'm joking? Let me get this guy I know...he and his wife have been trying to have a 2nd child for the past 3 years (and are now into hormones and harvesting eggs for invetro and all this other shit)...but can't because his sperm count is so low due to whacking off more than what his doctor recommended.
Stupid man.
You mean he is still jerking off, which is why its still low. Otherwise, it'd have built up again by now.
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Only three times a week?
Blasphemy.
Shit, I have sex at least four times a week + the odd twice in one night add that to flogging the ol chicken at the least six times a week......
Fuck.
I mean there really couldn't be much different between spanking the monkey and having sex as far as your sperm count is concerned.
Is that three times a week before or after the sex your having????
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AW HELL, WHO AM I FOOLING? I LOVE TO SHOOT MY LOAD :lol:
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just wondering? has anyone tasted their cum after they have jacked off
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quote:
Originally posted by JASON TODD:
just wondering? has anyone tasted their cum after they have jacked off
![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by JASON TODD:
AW HELL, WHO AM I FOOLING? I LOVE TO SHOOT MY LOAD :lol:
And you're not afraid to talk about it either. ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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quote:
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Originally posted by JASON TODD:
just wondering? has anyone tasted their cum after they have jacked off
LOL I KNOW SOME DO, BUT I WOULD NEVER LOWER MYSELF TO DO THAT ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif) I FEEL BETTER NOW THAT IS OFF MY CHEST
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Tasting the jizz afterward? Nope. I mean, afterward, I'm not horny anymore.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
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Originally posted by Bianca:
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Originally posted by JASON TODD:
how many times in one day can we guys whack off, is there a limit? whats the magic number 5 10 15?
what is the daily recomended value
Once a day maximum...and maybe 3 times a week would be "best." Unless you don't care about having children later in life...then whack-off until your heart's content.
You think I'm joking? Let me get this guy I know...he and his wife have been trying to have a 2nd child for the past 3 years (and are now into hormones and harvesting eggs for invetro and all this other shit)...but can't because his sperm count is so low due to whacking off more than what his doctor recommended.
Stupid man.
You mean he is still jerking off, which is why its still low. Otherwise, it'd have built up again by now.
Yes, he's still jerking off...
Like I said...stupid, stupid man...
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