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It's true!

[ 07-28-2002, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: I'm Not Mister Mxypltk ]

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When I eat a Snickers, I eat the chocolate first, and then the nuts, and so I'm left with a piece of soggy nougat which looks like a wet dog turd, and then I eat that too.

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and I thought Mxy was weird!

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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
I eat the chocolate first, and then the nuts

....heh....

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.....

....damnit.

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LOL

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Heh.

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*giggles*

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"snicker"...hey,wait a minute!

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Tee!

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D'oh!

[ 07-29-2002, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: I'm Not Mister Mxypltk ]

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I found out that Doc has a blue Doc-Bus he uses to chase old ladies to the morgue!

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Remember yesterday when we had those Snickers?

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Holy shitty fuck... I didn't remember that... Man... Those were the days... Time flies... I feel so old now... I need a Snickers bar...

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Hershey choc chip bar is superior to a mere Snickers!

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sorry, cookies and cream, not choc chip.

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Stoopid Chinese Australian!

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I just discovered them. They taste good. Turkish Delight is the best, but Hersheys bars are not a bad tasty treat.

If they're not as nutritious as McDonalds, Wendys, KFC and Burger King, I might sue.

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Heh.

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[ 07-31-2002, 11:32 AM: Message edited by: Lothar of The Hill People ]

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EH!?

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He said "INDEAD"

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Anyone here like Turkish Delight?

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Is that where topless Turkish women bathe you & then have wild sex with each other while you watch?

Or is it when JQ puts a turban on & runs around screaming "YOU GOT ME?? WHO'S GOT YOU??!!"

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No its when Turkish border guards check all cavities for drugs.

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Wow.
What a great job. How does someone get so lucky to have such a great job.

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Well, if you're looking at bikini models's cavities, then you'd probably enjoy your job. If you're looking at fat Austrian tourists' cavities, then you'd probably hate it.

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quote:
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LOL

U A DUMBSHIT

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What a great job. How does someone get so lucky to have such a great job.

U A DUMBSHIT

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quote:
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Well, if you're looking at bikini models's cavities, then you'd probably enjoy your job. If you're looking at fat Austrian tourists' cavities, then you'd probably hate it.

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Which one is Mr. Pot, which one is Mr. Kettle?

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Wow.
What a great job. How does someone get so lucky to have such a great job.

U A DUMBSHIT
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That's newse to me!

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Welcome to the Remedial Trolling thread.

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It's like rain on your wedding day.

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Its like meeting the man of your dreams, and then meetin his beautiful wife....eh, Nowhereman?

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quote:
Originally posted by Disco Steve:
It's like rain on your wedding day.

:)
You is a poetic bastich,ain't ya.

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He's actually Alannis Morisette.

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That bitch made the general public even more ignorant to what "irony" actually is. Good song, though.

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Aye. A man afraid to fly whose plane crashes is not ironic. Now, if he decided to drive and a plane crashed right on top of his car, now that's irony.

I remember in 7th grade my English teacher taught us irony... incorrectly. She used a lot of the ones from the song as examples... boy, I would have liked to set her straight back then. And by set her straight, I mean fuck her.

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