If it was someone reacting to a Bible being burned, I'd still call it a "book." Regardless of what the text is, the punishment doesn't come close to fitting the--unintentional--crime. I'm pretty sure God would agree with me on that one even if it was the Bible. After all, it's not as though--in either case--the text is the only one of its kind.

Nice attempt at a redirect though...Actually, I take that back. It was pathetic.