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Stranger: DONT TALK TO ME MY MOMMY TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS
Stranger: where the fuck is your face
You: Well you won a prize!
You: Get into my van and I'll drive you to her
Stranger: DONT TALK TO ME MY MOMMY TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: But I brought you some money and candy.
Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIER
You: May I take your picture in the men's room?
Stranger: TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT BITCH
You: Now now, you musn't swear.
You: I'll drive you home.
You: Get into my van.
You: Please
You: I brought video games.
Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CREEPER YOUR A RAPIST
You: That's not very nice.
Stranger: we dont like video games you dumb ass
You: Does your back hurt?
You: I'll rub it for you.
Stranger: your not nice your trying to trickus so that you can rape us mother fucker
You: Strangers help people out all the time
You: Like changing tires.
Stranger: were not two you fucker my sister knows karate and shes not affraid to bite your balls
You: Nobody reports that on the news.
You: Oh good. Your sister can climb in with both of us
Stranger: your a fucker
You: Maybe she can teach us some moves
You: In leotards
Stranger: shell bite your balls and beat the shit out of you mothercucker
You: I'd love to present them to both of you.
Stranger: she has vampire teeth
You: I'm sure they're very pretty vampire teeth.
Stranger: and ill bite thw shit out of you
You: There's room in my van for both of us.
Stranger: i made my daddy bleed one time
Stranger: your a fucker
You: I know he's bleeding.
You: He's in the hospital.
You: Just get into my van
You: I'll take you to him.
Stranger: im not getting inyour fucking van you idiot
Stranger: ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL MOTHER FUCKER
You: Well you have no other way home.
You: Wow... with kids like you running around those strangers don't have a chance....
Stranger: yeah i do i can walk and youll be in the hospital if you dont shit the fuck up ill call the cops and they will track you down mother fucker
You: This is how that Different Strokes episode should have ended.
Stranger: what the fuck are you talking about mother fucker
You: Dudley should have bit that bike store guys' balls off
You: I'm posting this conversation on Rob's boards.
Stranger: OHMYGOD!!! just shit the fuck up
You: This is too funny.
Stranger: fuck you mother fucker
