Yo mamma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo mamma's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.

Yo mamma's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"

Yo mamma's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

Yo mamma's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.

Yo mamma's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.

Yo mamma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mamma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
- Yo mamma so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock

Yo mamma's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.