RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts My computer is doing strange things!

I had 20 cheeseburgers today for lunch. I haven't seen my penis in 10 years. I think I still have feet......but I'm not sure. I'm so fat I have my own zipcode now.

From the Natureverse thread:

I kept getting a low memory message while playing pogo games so I went to the "help" section and activated the "memory troubleshooter" and now my pics on my computer are all fuzzy and the windows are all screwed up and some message boards are impossible to read. (Rob's) This board is scratchchy, DC is fine as is JoeCa's board and I can't see any comic covers on e-bay! It is truly the end of the world and if the neighborhood computer whiz kid don't get here soon and fix the damn thing I will not be responsible for my actions!
Does anybody knopw what the hell I did or how to fix it?

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Yes, get a rubber band, No. 2 pencil, paper clip, duct tape, and a Swiss Army Knife and the problem is easily solved.

Well, it always works for MacGyver.
Maybe you just need to take a commercial break.

Well, Llance... it would appear to a brilliant deductive mind like my own that your system has indeed gone 'apeshit'. Sell the beast on e-Bay and use the money towards a down payment on a new computer.

Elementary! Case closed!

Quit downloading porn and most of those viruses will leave you alone....

What the fuck is a pogo game?
Sounds very gay!

Stop LLancing around -- get someone younger than you to fix it, old man.

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I still dont know what the fuck a pogo game is!

Peter Griffin is way fatter!

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The number of ayat in surat al-Fatiha.
The number of heavens in Islamic tradition.
The number of Earths in Islamic tradition.
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A highly symbolic number in the Torah, alluding to the infusion of spirituality and Godliness into the Creation. For example:
God rested on and sanctified the seventh day (Shabbat).
A seven-day purification period is required for one who has become tamei to become tahor.
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Seven blessings are recited under the chuppah during a Jewish wedding ceremony.
David was the seventh son of Jesse.
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The number of nations God told the Israelites they would displace when they entered the land of Israel (Deut. 7:1): the Hittite, the Girgashite, the Amorite, the Canaanite, the Perizzite, the Hivite, and the Jebusite.
In Breslov tradition, the seven orifices of the face (2 eyes, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, and the mouth) are called "The Seven Candles."
The menorah (Hebrew: מנורה), is a seven branched candelabrum lit by olive oil in the Tabernacle and the Temple in Jerusalem. The menorah is one of the oldest symbols of the Jewish people. It is said to symbolize the burning bush as seen by Moses on Mount Sinai (Exodus 25).

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California graffiti artist Seven
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Aleksis Kivi's "Seven Brothers", the most famous book of Finnish literature.
Seven Pillars of Wisdom, a book written by T. E. Lawrence.
The Secret Seven, name of achildren's adventure book by Enid Blyton.
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Kurosawa's film Seven Samurai, which inspired the 1960 movie with Steve McQueen The Magnificent Seven and its own sequels.
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The anime Eureka Seven.
The character 7 (Nana) and the organisation Septimal Moon in Loveless (manga).
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the Saptha Kanniyar were seven faithful devotees of Siva, who give birth to seven boys, in Hindu mythology.
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The IRB Sevens World Series, also in the union version of Sevens.
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People, a book by Stephen Covey.
The metal band Avenged Sevenfold, also known as A7X.
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