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Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
OH,BOY.OH'BOY. ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
A girl picked me...let's see...where did I put that sex for dummies book. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
I'm still laughing over this and Lor's response.
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If a girl picked me, I'd react the same way.
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Mr.GayLA has the same reaction everytime Rob picks him!
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quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
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Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
OH,BOY.OH'BOY. :love:
A girl picked me...let's see...where did I put that sex for dummies book. :D
FORGET THAT BOOK! Nowhereman and Rob will give you an actual demonstration...for free! :lol:
Do those two know anything about sex?
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Do we really need to know?
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I wanna know... why no one's picked me yet!
I'm a clone! I gotta blaster! I'm encased in armor...
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Well, shit, so is everybody who's been picked thus far. And so is Jack the Little Death, so you're still competing with him, too. You need to offer something that the rest of us don't have...like money...
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What? No love for ZOD?! Zod will destory all for this! Now Zod will take over this deserted island and drown Zod's partner in the very oceans! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif) [ 04-14-2003, 01:36 AM: Message edited by: ZOD ]
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You gotta have a partner first, Casanova.
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
What? No love for ZOD?! Zod will destory all for this! Now Zod will take over this deserted island and drown Zod's partner in the very oceans!
Well shit Zod I was just about to pick you but now I will have to go with my human-servant.
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I'm not your servant, runt. And please stop ordering explosives online. I had to sign for some boxes today and they were really big and heavy. Anyhoo, I'll pick any of the rejected guys. Sadly, you are all improvements over my exes... ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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Originally posted by Dakota:
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Originally posted by ZOD:
What? No love for ZOD?! Zod will destory all for this! Now Zod will take over this deserted island and drown Zod's partner in the very oceans!
Well shit Zod I was just about to pick you but now I will have to go with my human-servant.
I quite like this rabbit.
(...served as tapas with dijon sauce. Yummy!)
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Originally posted by TK-069:
I wanna know... why no one's picked me yet!
I'm a clone! I gotta blaster! I'm encased in armor...
I'd pick you dear!! You were gonna be my choice anyway....
But, you can leave the armor behind, just bring the blaster!!!
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I better bring plenty of extra energy packs! Who knows how many times I'll be shooting!
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Originally posted by TK-069:
I better bring plenty of extra energy packs! Who knows how many times I'll be shooting!
Oh yes, please.....
bring as many as you can carry! I think that you will be shooting a lot! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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I'm sure of that... I dunno why, but a lot of clone batches have a problem of shooting directly at a target. We shoot all around it, but after a freakin salvo, we hit the bullseye. Maybe it's in our genes.
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Originally posted by TK-069:
I'm sure of that... I dunno why, but a lot of clone batches have a problem of shooting directly at a target. We shoot all around it, but after a freakin salvo, we hit the bullseye. Maybe it's in our genes.
....maybe
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I guess even though a trooper gets his blaster almost immediately after he's hatched, one still can't handle the kickback of the blasts.
Or, maybe it's just me.
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Originally posted by TK-069:
I guess even though a trooper gets his blaster almost immediately after he's hatched, one still can't handle the kickback of the blasts.
Or, maybe it's just me.
I could handle them there kickbacks! You underestimate me!
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As I do with every Rebel wench!
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Originally posted by TK-069:
I wanna know... why no one's picked me yet!
I'm a clone! I gotta blaster! I'm encased in armor...
Well if I get hungry its gonna be hard getting thru that armour,have you ever tried cracking open a crab?
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Not since I was five. With my current budget all I can afford is imitation crabmeat.
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Krab! Tastes like chicken!
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chicken does not taste like chicken
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
chicken does not taste like chicken
Then what does??
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MisterJLA said:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Captain Howdy:
<strong>LLance is old!
LLance is fat!
LLance is gay!
LLance is smelly!
LLance has had more pricks than a pincushion!
LLance likes Backstreet Boys!
I hate LLance!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You've seen more cocks than the urinals at Yankee Stadium...
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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