Why? It's not your turn to take a spin on the 'ol LLance rocket...yet!
Rocket? BWAH HA HA,if its a rocket then Rob is straight!
Now I dunno how to break this to you old boy,but tat thing you have thought was your penis all these years,is actually one of your legs! Thats right,you havent got one big leg,one tiny leg & a chopper the size of your big leg! Yes LLance,that small leg is your todger! I just feel its unfair that all those young Phillapino lady boys have lied to you all these years to make you feel good about yourself! I want you to feel shit about yourself!
