rex said: Masturbate constantly. After a while you will have no nervous energy and you won't care as much anymore. Its worked for me.
Doesn't work. There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards.
rex said: Masturbate constantly. After a while you will have no nervous energy and you won't care as much anymore. Its worked for me.
Doesn't work. There used to be a time when I masturbated roughly 2-3 times a day, sometimes 4 or 5. Even now, I usually jerk once a day, and I don't feel any different afterwards.
TMI!!!
It was always a really touch choice as to which one of the would inevitably turn into a serial killer first: rex or snarf. This post demonstrates why.
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
Did we ever get confirmation of snarf offing himself or nah?
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...
Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
He's one of the few one-time regulars from here I've never bumped into on Facebook, which I find surprising both because it seems like it'd be his kinda platform and because I can surf algorithms and run into just about anyone. I'd actually kind of enjoy catching up with the guy for old time's sake. Then again, I also find myself wondering what kind of shenanigans Halo82's getting into from time to time...
Did we ever get confirmation of snarf offing himself or nah?
I see him commenting at Cracked fairly regularly. He uses the same pic as his avatar there that he used here as his "real" pic and the bio page lists the same blog he linked to when he was here.
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...
Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
Everyone but MisterJLA has a full name, but that doesn't mean I'm going to PM him a link to this thread that'll expire by the time he cares enough to read it.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello? Put Natasha on the phone. Who is this? This is her fucking son's father. Who is this? This is her fucking son. ..........oh....... Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
The previous Youtube link to the "She's Just awful... But I still think I might have a chance" song, doesn't work any more. So here's another link to the same song.
King Snarf said: I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.
All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. It easily beats out anything related to the pretty princess. March 10, 2005 will go down as the greatest day in RKMBS history.
Reax was right!
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
Last semester, when Lowry showed this specific video, many students laughed at it. But at least a few were offended and complained to the administration, which subsequently relieved Lowry of her teaching duties.
The video in question is in the style of the popular Downfall parodies. Downfall, a 2004 German film that depicts the final days of Adolph Hitler and his inner circle, includes an extended scene of Hitler screaming at his subordinates that is rife for parody. People change the subtitles so that Hitler is ranting about something else
Actually it was posted to this topic, 10 years ago now.
Yes, I know. The video was actually my idea and Nowie put it together. To this day, I can't see one of those Hitler videos without thinking of this thread.
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