A little worm told me that liquor stores are open because hey don't want drunks suffering from alcohol withdrawal backing up the emergency rooms and taking up hospital beds. Which I think is stupid because heavy drinking puts the person and those around them at some risk (DUI, fights, saying things that can never be unsaid...)
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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