.Nearly five hundred year old words are difficult for me and remind me that I'm a pervert. This must be the fault of trendy and hip millennials and communists Hell, who are we kidding? Millennials are communists! Grumble. Ramble. Yell at cloud!
Ok, Crazy Uncle Dave.
I make a joke and you go PMS angry... and I'm the crazy one?
Look in the mirror, pinhead.
But really, your provocations are all just so much

.
Someday beyond insults, you might actually have something intelligent to say, beyond
Nyah nyah nyah, you're a poopy face.