RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Politics and Current Events Pelosi hammer fight.

As I understand it the police arrived at the Pelosi home to find Paul and an intruder in their underwear in a hammer fight with each other. Paul got the worst of the fight but he survived. Paul went to the hospital while the intruder went to jail. Nancy was not home as she was at Donald's house peeking in his windows in hopes of seeing Donald naked. The intruder will soon die in jail where Hillary, wearing a bad disguise,,will take him out.

"Hammer fight"..

If that's not a metaphor for something...




And there's whole universes of jokes to be made regarding Paul Pelosi and wife Nancy and the two national scandals they've been in this year, both covered up by a Democrat-compliant police force and local district attorney.
And the same with Hillary or both the Clintons regarding the Epstein situation, which you just scratched the surface of.
The jokes almost write themselves.

And speaking of peeking in windows trying to see The Donald naked...

Rep. Adam Schiff Pranked, tried to get pics of 'Naked Trump'



Two radio-show Russian comedians prank called Schiff and offered him compromising photos of "naked Trump, naked Trump, photos of naked Trump".

And Schiff was jizzing all over himself in his eagerness to buy these photos, offered by two guys posing as Ukranian agents.
At exactly the time Schiff and other Democrats were trying to impeach Trump for allegedly trying to buy compromising e-mails about Hillary Clinton during the 2016 campaign (multiple FBI assets posed as Russians/Ukranians, and offered multiple people in the Trump campaign "compromising Hillary Clinton e-mails" to try and entrap them, but none of them took the offer, and actually reported the offers to the FBI, not knowing the FBI were the ones who sent them in the first place. )
Much to the Democrat-weaponized FBI's disappointment.

And ironically, here is Adam Schiff, doing exactly what he and the other Democrats were accusing and impeaching Trump of. Except that Trump and his people didn't take the bait, but Schiff did.
And Schiff will be prosecuted for this, oh... never. In a one-sided Democrat-owned DOJ and FBI, that'll never happen.

Just think...that unreadable, unfunny, rambling shit post was AFTER Lothar of the Dumbfucks made an edit.

Makes me wonder how bad the unedited version was...

Epic post,Stewie.

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Hammer euphemisms aside...

Paul Pelosi is a gay homosexual.


Still waiting for the San Francisco police body-cam video of Paul Pelosi opening the door, and the two guys in their undies fighting over the hammer. And a third guy (in his underwear?) who opened the door for police?

Also still waiting for the police body cam video of Paul Pelosi from several months ago, heavily intoxicated when the police arrived to see his totalled car. And the chick in the passenger seat with him. A mistress? A call girl?No mention, no police report, no body cam footage ever released. And of course, no charges.
If Paul Pelosi was a Republican, that body cam footage would have been released by police the moment that first story broke.
And likewise the later hammer incident.

Also, does anyone find it odd that Paul Pelosi, after having his head allegedly bashed in with a hammer, was almost immediately released from the hospital and sent home?
It's almost like... it was vastly exaggerated, or even didn't happen at all. Or was a manufactured fake narrative, to create sympathy for the Pelosis and the Democrats, a week before the mid-term elections. Interesting how there is no released evidence of a violent assault, none, and yet it was used to portray Republicans as a dangerous violent extremist national "threat to democracy". Despite that David DePape was a well known far-left nut and BLM supporter, despite the Orwellian media's attempts to re-write events to support the Democrat narrative.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Paul_Pelosi
https://www.foxnews.com/us/paul-pelosi-attack-grand-jury-indicts-david-depape-alleged-attack
https://nypost.com/2022/11/02/paul-pelosi-attack-cops-werent-monitoring-cameras/
https://nypost.com/2022/10/31/paul-pelosi-attack-a-timeline-of-david-depapes-alleged-assault/

And this last one's a blog, but it puts all the pieces together, with some hilarious comments after:
https://defconnews.com/2022/10/31/the-paul-pelosi-attack-just-got-a-whole-lot-weirder/

God forbid a homo be happy, amirite?

Another utterly meaningless term from you.
https://www.definitions.net/definition/Aminte

Paul Pelosi is the spouse of the third highest ranking public official in the United States. When he is having midnight gay trysts with one (or possibly two) hammer-slinging gay prostitutes, particularly when he is still married to Frau Pelosi, a huge slice of this country finds that a little strange, if not unethical or immoral. But then, so is enriching themselves into the hundreds of millions of dollars with insider trading information on multiple occasions, and other unsavory activity of the Pelosis. My biggest beef with them is their efforts to destroy America. In lock-step with the rest of their treasonous Democrat-Bolshevik party.

Aminte? What type of a fucking moron are you? Am-i-ri-te...Jesus fucking Christ, dude.

Video drop makes Wondy look like the obnoxious ass he is. News at eleven.

Regarding the video and in my best Carddasian voice: IT'S A FAKE!

Yes, Lothar, we understand that you preferred to munch on lead paint chips as a child. You don't have to remind us.

You guys would be gay too if you were married to Nancy.

Ig, I'm gonna laugh my ass off when it turns out I'm right. Then you'll look like the fool on the internet.

Tell me you plan on dying ass firmly intact without telling me you plan on dying ass firmly intact.

Take care of your ass,Ig. You're gonna need it.

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Kamala Harris' husband gives Jill Biden wet kiss at SOTU address



Manifesting the Democrat inner circle continue to be a weirdos, while there remain a lot of unanswered questions about the hammer incident with a gay hippie prosititute.

And Paul Pelosi's car accident two months before, and the woman hooker/mistress in the passenger seat with him.

And the hundreds of millions of dollars of insider trading profits Paul Pelosi and wife/Speaker Nancy have piled up over many years.

And ...

The questions about Paul and Nancy Pelosi just don't end.

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A quick review...

1) Pelosi lost her posiion as House Speaker
2) Paul Pelosi's car accident, intoxicated, with some hot mistress (not Nancy Pelosi) in the passenger seat. Democrat police officials and DA's office fly cover and sweep it under he rug, as much as they can.
3) the Paul Pelosi hammer incident, with his Canadian illegal-immigrant male-prostitute friend. Democrat police officials and DA's office fly cover, and sweep i under the rug, as much as they can.

And now, apparently....

not safe for work :

https://s3t3d2y8.afcdn.net/library/723662/0f56f9910696f189b4b0ec90799576b4f5427bcd.mp4

Pelosi's apparently starting a MILF porn career.
Not really, but the resemblance is striking.

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At some point a few months after the fact, the police body-camera video of the attack was released:

Graphic video of attack on Paul Pelosi is released - Los Angeles Times


I still think Paul Pelosi's quick release from the hospital indicates he was not seriously injured.
And that the Pelosis manipulated the incident to get Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats sympathy right before the Nov 2022 mid-term elections.
And of course, before the false narrative could be corrected, to blame "dangerous Right-wing Trump supporters", in the days right before the election. That would only be corrected AFER the elecion. With help of a cooperative Democrat-Left media, only too eager to push the false narrative.

David De Pape, hammer-swinging male prostiute friend of Paul Pelosi, is apparently part of a growing movement in the gay communiy.



The image is small, but gets the point across.
The "LGBFJB" communiy.

There are a number of other sign and T-shirt designs using the same acronym:
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=lgbfjb+meme&va=c&t=ho&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images