Trump's statement about abortion is literally a South Park joke from 1998:
clinic: "Do you know the actual time of conception?"
Ms. Cartman: "About eight years ago."
clinic: "I see, so the fetus is.."
Ms. Cartman: "Eight years old."
clinic: "Ms. Cartman, eight years old is a little late to be considering abortion"
Ms. Cartman: "Really."
clilnic: "Yes, this is what we refer to as the 40th trimester. (skip a few words) There's a law against abortions after the second trimester."
Ms. Cartman: "Well, I think you need to keep your laws off of my body."
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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