RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Comic Books One Worded Superman Story! Yes, its back!

good

time

was

had

shoving

hot

irons

up

a

furnace.

Elsewhere,

Jimmy

Olsen

dumped

Robin.

"It's

not

you,

it's

me."

Lois

claimed

to

have

a

large

horse-like

ass

fetish

involving

J-Lo.

Alas,

Superman

died.

So who's going to compile this into one long narrative?

Will Jess Nevins do annotations?

One Worded Superman Story!

June 19 - August 21, 2003

Book One: THE CONFUSION

Superman masturbated furiously while monitoring Wonder Woman licking Batman's taint Robin is skipping girlishly while urinating creatively next to Supergirl's moped. Fornicating incessantly while poking until exploding Krypton was reenacted flatulently but vomit streaked over Lewinsky's nose pissing. With pure GREEN excrement Jimmy farted painfully allowing hemaroids from Uranus with gerbils gasping. Kamphausen gleefully danced while inseminating Llance. Batman watched many shaved nipples before orgasm. Supergirl gave A.I.D.S. to Streaky. Comet said, roshambo neigh! Space-Cabbie parked zig-zagged Up J-Lo's voluptuous ass, but Affleck's delusional yet flatulent acne tasted Zods parmesan foreskin cookies.

Meanwhile Lois slept, oblivious to Clark's hijinks, masturbating trillions of tiny Kandorians with her spatula Suddenly, Sperm flooded the thread drowning several Supremes. Mr. Mxy ate Lor's engorged sphincter ravenously, slurping ass-cocoa. Krypto flew defacating on MOTA because he's Stupid and lacks penis size except girth if France regurgitates historical gayness massively. Rocks Kamphausens rectum Of doom diligently while spewing Krypto's intestines into Robin's lap. Streaky streaked WHILE Comet watched Mongul Puked oranges and ass gristle. Lois laid Perry came Mxyzptlk scratches Gsptlsnz's labia raw. Is Superman pussywhipped? Or just plain abused? Bizarro licked popsicles gleefully until Wonder Woman gasped loudly "Mxypltk, stick it sideways NOW!!!" Gumby rode Pokey's joystick hard buttocks while Lew Luthor counted his oranges and ass. Superboy Ate man-juice while Kara removed Lois's inhibitions by showing her nude pictures of Dom DeLuise. Jor-El contemplated Lois's beergut. Sadly, Bibbo was riding Cir-El saying Stuff Eminem forcefully Up graded Batman's batpole and slid his giant hairy sack into Robin's slim shady. Kodak film exposes of repressed homo sapiens living under Disney.

Meanwhile in Metropolis Prankster moistened Jimmy's crusty extra cheesy boxer shorts! Although Bat-Mite Smells shitty, Byrne-Jurgens zealots whined, dined, JQ In A cage with Bill Jemass

Book Two: THE RAMBLING

Once upon Power Girl's succulent gigantic Pussy was an awful 300 pound fork stuck sideways, exiting through culinary buttocks. The best penis in Lois's ear waxed poetic waned and spewed on Krypto's poop. Coincidentally, Lana Cleveland-steamed a Cadillac large, yet nutritious. Satisfied yet highly remarkable at the art of lesbian pornography. Rules, Martha's "Bat-Cave", frothed labia grew Rancid Gort chewed Nightwing's hot wet Pasta with-out wearing shoes. Tickling Dave's junk while is Mongul cowered. Galactus devoured Ypsilanti?" asked Lex Lueger. "LL"? said J.Lo am bootylicious.

Anywho, Gangbuster had Maggie bent over backwards while slapping her tepid and round tookas with HIS "nightstick". Lor gasped as Urg flexed a throbbing strawnberry Kryptonian Penis While stroking PJP's man-meat vigorously. Apokolips celebrated pleasures every time PJP was Lightray quite satisfied when he impregnated Lois she's gonna be walking funny for weeks hungover. Barda used vibrators as sparklers with fury. small Kandorians entered Superman's colon, rummaging for love juice belonging to Frank Miller. Frank splurt gallons of strawnberry sauce on Mxy's leather codpiece. Homies chilled by imbibing antifreeze donuts. until the dam burst, freeing shitloads of schmegma excreted nasally by seventeen thousand Argonians addicted to the penis-like taste of Kristogar's excentric uncle who likes chugging beer and buggering little boyz's pet when not having large amounts of strawnberry CREAM burning through pants! "GAH!" screamed Metallo Balls akimbo.

Suddenly unexpectedly surprisingly drained orally ooze dripping from his cape. Brainiac shits poo. Yummy! yelled Toppanga while Roosevelt wheeled Kryptonite to Minneapolis so Brainiac could try renovating his toilet, located between Uranus and my anus, but, paradoxically, Byrne died. When the Purple Pile-Driver (hey, that's four words!) Is it really? said the Purple PileDriver! Yes! replied Mister Mxyztplk before dying his hair turquoise and becoming Divine. Comet the Superhorse again. What...? WHERE? "again"? cried over spilled diarrhea when krypto had 99 puppies.

Meanwhile... Streaky streaked again scaring Rob horribly. Chemo rubbed the Continuity Taliban's® faces in flaming manure while grabbing himself, moonwalking, and dangling babies over balconies. farting! Yelled Pitiful Beer warriors from Hell. Oh The Humanity. Won't someone think about the horses. No. We'd rather pants Roseanne Barr and a good time was had shoving hot irons up a furnace.

Elsewhere, Jimmy Olsen dumped Robin. "It's not you, it's me." Lois claimed to have a large horse-like ass fetish involving J-Lo. Alas, Superman died.

~ ~ ~ FINIS ~ ~ ~

Someone ought to post this at FanFiction.Net...

Anyway,