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Triggered next post in 3, 2, and 1....

I’m not triggered. I kind of feel bad now. I had no idea that an alt telling you to shut the fuck up a week ago would burrow in your head so deep you’d spend the time making piss poor memes trying to pwn me.

I wasn't "trying to pwn you", I was baiting you into posting again, and you just took the bait while hiding under the same mask to prove what a coward you still are. Gotcha! At least the countless others who told me to STFU told me as themselves under their real ID, but the list is too long to post here.

I don’t like this episode. What season does SoM walk in on mcgurk and George bush having sex on Rob’s thanksmas dinner?

Please don't gaslight me as being a zoophiliac. I'm not into boneless chicken unless it's actual tangible food and I'm hungry.

Whatever dude. The last time I saw so much sexual tension on this board Rex was still posting here and socklisa hadn’t calcified into a new element!

Whatever dude yourself, because I don't have any idea what your jibberish means, and maybe that's for the best. But the "sexual tension" you believe you see just isn't there, because I'd rather be groomed by Ezra Miller himself than have sex with Chicken Bush (not that he'd take the obvious next step towards any type of intimacy anyway).

I am the Ill Mac

MisterJLA for Robs Blog mod!

Did McGurk just admit that he wants to be groomed by Ezra Miller?

I tried to make an Ezra Miller alt so I could groom McGurk but user registration is broken

Because cowards who aren't smart enough to read more than three words at a time need all the masks they can get their hands on.

I am the Ill Mac.

You always were, Machine that which is Illegal. You always were.

Poor poor Bushy wushy. He's bawked and cwawled back into his wotty gweasy wittle KFC bucket.

Oxygen is free I guess!

APES TOGETHER STRONG

this is exactly how I thought this would go

Most threads, towards the end, have one or more claim of Rob's sexual deviance.

This place is Kamphausen’s own Eyes Wide Shut but instead of champagne and hot babes we got old hairy dudes and turkey gravy fountains.

It used to be more cult like because we had virgins

Snarf left?

The coward alts' hiding out is all too predictable.

I love the fact that it’s been 4 months and I still live in your head. I’m never gonna give you up

I love the fact that it's been 4 months and you still won't post under your regular ID to prove you're not a coward who's never gonna give up his/her mask, though I can't help feeling flattered that over half of your posts were aimed at me. Are you rex? Did you breathe Scarecrow's fear gas through an iron lung your whole life?

And you don't "live in my head." Your actual undisclosed identity lives in an undisclosed location, no matter how many times you avoid the subject matter. Like a coward.

I've found your soulmate:

Cunts

Here's Nowie!

he’s right

Yerp.

Hi,Dave! How have you been?

Fuck off, Gerald.

Hi Lothar! Pretty good, actually. I'm about as well as I've been in a long time. I had some balance and mobility problems, and started doing weights about three years ago, and feel more like a 30 year old instead of a 55 year old.

I did have something weird happen to me last year. My dad passed away. Six weeks later I discovered I had an older half-brother, born in New Zealand three years before my dad met my mum. Dad never mentioned it. Bit of a headfuck, but he's a really nice guy, so that's gone well.

How are you?

Hi JLA. Still wanting to see nudes of my ex-girlfriend?

Rob. Did they ever find a cure for your particular form of gay?

You wrote that she looked like Kerri Kendall.

Yes, I've been waiting patiently. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yes, she did, neck down but she was a dancer so she had more muscles in her legs.

I dated another girl in the late 90s who looked a lot like Marilyn Lange, a 1970s Playmate. A friend pointed that out to me only about six months ago: remarkable similarities.

Oh, and my long-term girlfriend Lara looked a lot like Meg Ryan.

Send pics please

Bonus points for this zinger.