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Whole point of this thread is to come up with things that we would never post in a story. Things so out-of-character that any serious consideration would actually get you banned from the boards. Which is pretty darn hard. - Lykopis is a man. Because I've watched too much Nip/Tuck, and I would love to see Vanguard Europe's reaction. Kidding, kidding...
- Grimm wears pink. Or start singing from West Wide Story. Or reading Yeats, Bryon, or Witman. Or acting like The Rock.
- Turn Danny into the Crocodile Hunter. Yes, we always threaten to do it, but we're not serious about turning the man with the amazing animal powers into nothing but a mix of 'Crickey!' and 'G'Day'. Unless, you know, we're in a grumpy mood...
Let's see, what else...
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THANK you.
Anyone tries this "shrimp on the barbie" crap, I'm jumping on a plane and whupping some arse.
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Gud'onya....  Things that should NEVER be posted in a story... -A point-by-point sex scene, graphically described. -Ozzy gets physically hurt. -Gaunt is laid back, and charming. -Raptor is beaten in a sword fight. -Grissom becomes comic relief. -Danny is actually happy with life. -Danny the character is actually happy with life. -Mick/Mxy becomes a responsible, clever, and serious "superhero". -Phil gets pregnant. -Phil. (  Just fucking w/ya' Sammitch... )
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No wait. I think Phil should get pregnant. Just so you men-folk learn how the other half lives...;)
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 Maybe I should kill off my character...
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Quote:
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-Danny is actually happy with life.
-Danny the character is actually happy with life.
You think you're real clever, don'tcha?
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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' Think' ?
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Eight-to-five odds he was thoroughly sloshed while typing that.
Oh, wait. That's Doc...
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No, then the odds would be even.
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Quote:
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'Think' ?
Just for that, Danny's going to have to hit you with a bommerang!
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So, "g'day" is the Australian "yipee-ki-yay"? And, Danny is the Australian Bruce Willis?
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Some things I've picked up fron reading Vanguard Europe
Adem becomes a chatty type who can't stop talking: Could never happen. Would never happen. Plus, would ruin his character
Icarus meets someone and doesn't annoy them within two seconds of meeting them: This would require the collapse of reality as we know it
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You're picking up quick.... 
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Some more:
Lykopis and Ozzy get together Good for comedy, but utterly impossible.
Brute Force gets annoyed with the other members of VC does anybody else think this would require a lot more experience and a possible parrallel universe storyline. Hey, that gives me an idea...
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Lykopis and Ozzy get together Good for comedy, but utterly impossible.
Even worse, I think would be getting Lykopis and Icarus together...
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Icarus getting together with anybody...;)
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That's mean!
I'm sure he could get it on with...actually, you're right
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Yeah, Icky's pretty much a one night stand kinda guy...
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Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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No. Not at all. You're thinking of Link's butler...
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