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Bow Down for Rob

(Featuring the vocal stylings of Saul ‘loverman’ Kent)



Saul Loverman Kent:

Well Rob’s a man whose moods can swing both ways
that’s who he is
and that’s no lie

But when he needs to scratch an itch
then you know that you’re the bitch
you don’t ask why.


The Kamphausenettes:

No, no, no


Saul Loverman Kent:

Cause it don’t matter if you’re conservative or democrat


The Kamphausenettes:

Turn your back, turn your back


Saul Loverman Kent:

And it don’t matter if you’re white or if you’re black


The Kamphausenettes:

Turn your back, turn your back


Saul Loverman Kent:

Turn around


The Kamphausenettes:

Turn around


Saul Loverman Kent:

Bow Down


The Kamphausenettes:

Bow down


Saul Loverman Kent:

For Rob


(Lengthy wakka-wakka guitar and saxophone break intended to soundtrack pumped-up, amyl-infused anal sex)



Saul Loverman Kent:

Well you know now Rob
he likes the Greeks
Cause you don’t have to ask them twice
to spread their cheeks

Assume the position


The Kamphausenettes:

Get ready to pole dance


Saul Loverman Kent:

Embrace submission


The Kamphausenettes:

Are you ready to be llanced?


Saul Loverman Kent:

By Rob

oh yes, will be getting my grammy nod