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And there is nothing you can do about it!! Your ass is grass and all those silly things. Just insert a depository up your ass and *BAM!* no more ass!! No more sitting for you fat, tubby Americans!!! Zod is a genius, if ZOD must say so!
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Bizarro like not thing on ass be...grass cow eat... Bizarro no moo be...ass grass am not...ass no bizarro eat.
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And here I thought he was talking about LLance after eating hot wings at Hooters.
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
And there is nothing you can do about it!! Your ass is grass and all those silly things. Just insert a depository up your ass and *BAM!* no more ass!! No more sitting for you fat, tubby Americans!!! Zod is a genius, if ZOD must say so!
After we bomb Iraq(again) were coming after you.
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A dildo the size of a baseball bat qualifies as a weapon of ass destruction.
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Unless your Rob....then it's a pleasure device.
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me think bat hurt ass--- Bizarro ass hurt alone think! ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
A dildo the size of a baseball bat qualifies as a weapon of ass destruction.
He's speaking from experience!
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quote:
Originally posted by The Creech:
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Originally posted by Dave:
A dildo the size of a baseball bat qualifies as a weapon of ass destruction.
He's speaking from experience!
Yes, but I promised you I wouldn't mention how you begged for it.
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Did you make him squeal like a pig....not that I'm into that kinda stuff you understand.
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You ought to know - you were camera man.
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Hello!! Zod has weapons of ass destruction, you should be fearing ZOD!!! Kneel before ZOD!!!
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Zod, the balless, legless, gimp in the dunk tank has weapons of ass destruction?? ![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif) :lol: :lol: :lol: bring me more free mud and nude beer.
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Why is Zod in the dunk tank. :lol:
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
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Originally posted by The Creech:
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Originally posted by Dave:
A dildo the size of a baseball bat qualifies as a weapon of ass destruction.
He's speaking from experience!
Yes, but I promised you I wouldn't mention how you begged for it.
you are confusing me with llance, shang-chiman. you like it up the bunghole making it gob's business now. you would do well to get your mouth off that man's cock, slim bag. :lol:
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Why is Zod in the dunk tank. :lol:
So people can try to dunk him, of course.
One dollah gets you three trys. Step right up and DUNK ZOD! :lol:
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Zod will not do it unless he gets 90% of all the money made!!
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Sorry, Zod, but you're an illegal alien. You'll do it for nothing and like it. Or we'll have your ass deported back to the Phantom Zone.
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Is that so... Well, "the doctor," how do you feel about your mouth being the only open hole on your body? Food and waste will have to go in and out of the same hole! Zod can do it. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Is that so... Well, "the doctor," how do you feel about your mouth being the only open hole on your body? Food and waste will have to go in and out of the same hole! Zod can do it.
Zod can't even speak in the first person. I have no fear from Zod's idle threats. Let's just see what the INS has to say about your cross-dressing Kryptonian ass.
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Zod can do nothing but get soaked. . .and like it!
And you get no money.
Up next at bat. . .Lothar!
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Lothar go in dunk tank? Urg wanna dunk Lothar,He am have it coming.
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Appease Zod or face total ass destruction!! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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Mxy said he would give you a hummer if it would make you happy.
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Yes I heard him say that too.
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URG also hear Mxy say him want to give Zod a good slurping.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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