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Your old friend's little brother makes it on a sports video game when you were ten times than he ever was in high school.
Any of you get gyped in the game of life?
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...when nobody replies to your topics.
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Being banned from a comic book message board.
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
...when nobody replies to your topics.
Hey! I resemble that remark.
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Try being me I live with my parents, pretend to have a agent, and masturbate to Michael Jordan posters!
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Think that's bad try freaking out over a message board!
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quote:
Originally posted by The Mobius:
Think that's bad try freaking out over a message board!
He's gonna blow!
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What about when you get your dick stuck in one of those hot tub jet things? Not that it's ever happened to me ![[eh... i dunno... ]](graemlins/ehidunno.gif)
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How about when you're trying to be a pro wrestler but your character is a blatant rip-off of Bad Ass Billy Gunn.
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How about when youre fucking La Machina and she shits on you?
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are you seriously laughing at your own posts now?
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I'm not El Machina Dumass, ask Kristogar......
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My posts are quite witty though :lol:
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Gettin' witty wid it.....lalalalal lalalaladada
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Any of you get gyped in the game of life?
I prefer Monopoly.
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When you look forward to posting after work.............and before work.... :lol: :lol: :) ![[..zzZZzz..]](graemlins/sleepy.gif) ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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...When you would rather post on the RKMB instead of looking at porn sites.
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When you know that rob leaves little bars of soap, fresh towels and mints on your pillow for his overnight guests. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Burt Ward:
When you know that rob leaves little bars of soap, fresh towels and mints on your pillow for his overnight guests. ;)
and he hogs the damn covers...don't ask how I know that...you realy don't wanna know.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Two girls were discussing their heavy smoking habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said one, "that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck hard." "That's fine for you," huffed her friend, "but I don't happen to live in a house that's right on the beach!"
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There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets. So when the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub."
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