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Avenue Q Original Broadway Cast Recording - "Fantasies Come True"
...and "The Internet Is For Porn"...great stuff, Chewy!
Best song on that soundtrack is "Everybody's a Little Bit Racist" - fuckin' hilarious.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys 
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Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
(intro)
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!
Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
(Chorus:)
Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blinging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
And I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
(Spoken:)
I'm a thourough-bred
that's what she said
in the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
fine as wine having ourselves a Big and Rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for slavation
all night long
So I took her out giggin' frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of
And we made love
And I saddled up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride a cowboy.
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The Bloodhound Gangs new album "Hefty fine!"
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
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I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
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Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
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"Motown Never Sounded so Good" by Less Than Jake.
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"Cat's in the Cradle" by Johnny Cash
I like your version better.
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Thanks but no one tops Johnny Cash.
It's too bad the man in black isn't around to record my lyrics, however.
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I'm listening to a new Queen tribute album. Why do most american bands equal "cover" with "let's try to replicate every aspect of the song instead of trying to do an original interpretation"?
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Because otherwise people don't like the new version?
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Over My Head (Cable Car)-the Fray
Where Do the Children Play-Dolly Parton
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1. Two Way Monologue–Sondre Lerche
2. All the Way Home–Bruce Springsteen
3. One Love–Hootie and the Blowfish
4. Evening Train–Van Morrison
5. Tore Up–Duke Robillard
6. Dance all Night–Ryan Adams
7. First Cut is the Deepest–Rod Stewart
8. I’ll Slow You Down–Simple Things
9. Revolution–Eric Clapton
10. Sixty Acres–James McMurtry
11. L.A. Freeway–Bill Hearne and the I-10 Chronicles
12. I Burn Today–Frank Black
13. Choked Up–Ryan Adams
14. Suzie Lightning–Robb Johnson
15. My Doorbell-the White Stripes
16. Would You Be Happier–the Corrs
17. Warm Rain–Simone Stevens and Jordan Zevon
18. Like Everybody Else–Camper Van Beethoven
19. Catch the Wind–Donovan
20. The Harder they Come–Willie Nelson
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Mark Collie- In Time
Denis Leary- Life's Gonna Suck [when you grow up]
Chevelle- Wonder What's Next
Third Eye Blind- Wounded
then whatever else I find.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Mark Collie- In Time
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1. Running On Love–Steve Forbert
2. Promise You Anything–Steve Earle
3. Iris–the Goo Goo Dolls
4. Justice in Ontario–Steve Earle
5. Let’s Forget About It–Lisa Loeb
6. Jump Jive and Wail–Brian Setzer
7. Hard Luck Woman–Garth Brooks
8. Ring of Fire–Social Distortion
9. Sick of Myself—Matthew Sweet
10. Sad Song–Lou Reed
11. One Week–Barenaked Ladies
12. What’s Good–Lou Reed
13. Sailing–Donna the Buffalo
14. Some Kind of Wonderful–Buddy Guy
15. The Streets of this Town–Steve Forbert
16. I Ain’t Here–Will T. Massey
17. Lie to Me–Jonny Lang
18. Had Me a Girl–Tom Waits
19. Wait a Little Longer–Steve Forbert
20. Take Me Home–Crystal Gayle and Tom Waits
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- Boston - More Than a Feeling
- Journey - Any Way You Want It
- Kansas - Carry On My Wayward Son
- Styx - Renegade
- Chicago - 25 Or 6 To 4
- Boston - Amanda
- Journey - Someday
- Chicago - Inspiration
- Kansas - Dust in the Wind
- Styx - Come Sail Away
- Boston - Smokin'
- Journey - Don't Stop Believing
- Chicago - Does Anybody Really Know...
- Styx - Show Me the Way
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Voted "Biggest Waste Of Space" On The Bat-Boards For "Multiple Reasons" Jerry Falwell On Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer:"Those hollywood, homosexual, jewish types making a show about a reindeer who is 'different' and just cant 'hide it'. Everyone knows if he tries hard enough he can convert himself to a normal, black-nosed reindeer." I am 95% addicted to Porn. What about you?
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Blessid Union of Souls - "Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me)"
...followed by...
Bangles - "Walk Like an Egyptian"
...followed by...
Meatloaf - "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"
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Green Day's American Idiot album. On repeat. "Jesus of Suburbia" and "Homecoming" have got to be two of the greatest songs of my generation.
Reveling in the knowledge that Sammitch will never interrupt my nookie ever again.
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- dishwalla - pretty babies
- alice in chains - unplugged bootleg
- Pearl Jam - MTV unplugged bootleg
- Smashing pumpkins - Hummer (accoustic/bootlegged)
- Franz Ferdinand - darts of pleasure
- Fuel - These Things
- Rage Against The Machine - Battle of Los Angeles
- Dishwalla - haze
- Green Jello - House me teenage rave
- Kanye West - Hey Mama
- Marcy Playground - Poppies
- Mindcandy - D block
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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1. Love Minus Zero-Eliza Gilkyson
2. Lilacs in Ohio–John Hiatt
3. Firecracker-Ryan Adams
4. Wild Horses–the Sundays
5. Night Patrol–Robert Cray
6. Just Another Sunday–the Blasters
7. Gotta Serve Somebody–Bob Dylan
8. My Maria–Brooks and Dunn
9. Long December–Counting Crows
10. Turning of the Tide–Richard Thompson
11. LaCienga Smiles–Ryan Adams
12. Hero–Enrique Iglesias
13. Cha Cha Loco–Joe Jackson
14. Rumble Doll–Patti Scialfa
15. Only Lonely Hootie and the Blowfish
16. Shakedown on 9th Street-Ryan Adams
17. Emotionally Yours–Jimmy LaFave
18. Peaceful World–John C. Mellencamp
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Just been listening to Bowling For Soup......not on CD,I was at their concert!
Support was:
Army Of Freshmen (sounded quite good)
MC Lars (pure shit)
American Hi/Fi (really good)
Bowling For Soup were as excellent as expected!
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Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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Just been listening to Bowling For Soup......not on CD,I was at their concert!
Support was:
Army Of Freshmen (sounded quite good)
MC Lars (pure shit)
American Hi/Fi (really good)
Bowling For Soup were as excellent as expected!
Sounds like a kickass show.
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Saves the Day. Just bought their album 'In Reverie'.
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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Just been listening to Bowling For Soup......not on CD,I was at their concert!
Support was:
Army Of Freshmen (sounded quite good)
MC Lars (pure shit)
American Hi/Fi (really good)
Bowling For Soup were as excellent as expected!
Sounds like a kickass show.
With the exception if MC Lars (a rap act at a rock show,wtf?)
I gotta say its the first time I have heard a support act get booed since Fear Factory supported Black Sabbath about 5 years ago!
Thankfully I was already a fan of American Hi/Fi from their first album,and AOF were from the same mould as BFS & AHF,so they werent too bad!
Rap boy can fuck off!
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Got the Indiana Jones theme on my iTunes.
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Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower
"Boasting is not courage. He who boasts much cannot do much. Much gesticulation does not prove courage."
"Moral excellence comes about as a result of habit. We become just by doing just acts, temperate by doing temperate acts, brave by doing brave acts." Aristotle
"Honor is like a steep island without a shore: one cannot return once one is outside." Nicholas Bouleau
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DJ shadow rocks!!
RHCP true men don't kill coyotes
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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