See, the difference between Rob and Butter is thus:
Rob has bigger tits....
sure, he looks dashing in all his pics, but those pics were taken 4 years ago, BEFORE he became a Computer Major...
see, it's like this....when one spends so much time on their dead ass, plunking away on a computer, certain things go unwatched....important things such as diet (I say this, probably as Rob is smacking Cheetoh dust off his pudgy fingers), hygeine, and personal wellbeing....
that being said, I believe Mr. Kamphausen (After reading his narcisistically composed and posted resume), after so much 'experience' in the field of web design, is a 600 pound sack of ugly, with a head so small it looks like a zit on my ass!