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I demand a recount!
I blame the chads!
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hey!
oh wait.
yeah, yer right.
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Sounds good to me! ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif) mmmmmm Blood!
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Look this thread is devoted to me sulking ok? Go make up your own blood thread or something.
And get off my lawn!
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You don't have a lawn!
Now hush and go take more pictures of Imie!
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david, you've gotta PM!
...awww...
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Someone give me some evening primrose! And make it snappy!
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What the HELL is a primrose?
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![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif) ?esor A
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Anyone who has spent anytime with women knows that evening primrose oil is supposed to stop PMT.
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penis mesuring table.... be?
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quote:
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What the HELL is a primrose?
Primrose-Any of several low herbs with clusters of showy variously colored flowers.
Honestly,what are they teaching you kids in school thease days?
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quote:
Originally posted by The Goddess ButterRican:
What the HELL is PMT?
....nothing, dear.
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...that's the third time you've slipped evening primrose in my drink.... <conk!> ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif)
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Look this is my thread ok? Piss off the lot of you.
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y'cant claim a thread until you explain pmt.
and primrose.
and chads.
women, too, if you get a chance.
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1. PMT = pretty hard time
2. primrose = saviour from #1
3. chad - country in sub-Saharan Africa
4. women - adversarial subspecies of humans
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i decalre this thread: dave's
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
i decalre this thread: dave's
Hrphhh. ASS KISSER.
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Look unless you're Shakira, you're naked and you want to give me a lap dance, I don't want you on this thread, ok?
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URG was here ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
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That's not funny.
I will use this thread to examine important issues.
1. Why is dog poo no longer white? When I was a kid, it was white. Now its all black. What happened?
2. Is humans farting part of evolution at work? If instead we had stored the gas and used it to breathe fire like dragons, would we not have evolved brains?
Hmm. Let me ponder.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
1. Why is dog poo no longer white? When I was a kid, it was white. Now its all black. What happened?
The commies. The fucking commies and their ideas.
quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
2. Is humans farting part of evolution at work? If instead we had stored the gas and used it to breathe fire like dragons, would we not have evolved brains?
Mere mortals are not meant to trouble themselves with matters like these. You shall not doubt the work of Gob, just like no poster shall doubt the work of a Moderator. The fact that this thought has crossed your mind implies you have been corrupted by communism and rock music. If you insist on this topic you will be edited.
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I,of course,blame the Germans.
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Communists are responsible for dog poo turning white?
Wouldn't they rather have it red?
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
1. Why is dog poo no longer tasty ? When I was a kid, it was tasty Now its all gross . What happened?
:lol:
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Dog Poo - the high protein breakfast spead.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Communists are responsible for dog poo turning white?
Wouldn't they rather have it red?
Ah, Dave.
Dave, Dave, Dave,
So naive.
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That would rhyme, if your lenguage made any sense.
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Regrettably our lenguage does not make sense.
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All becuase of the marxists.
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This thread needs to be moved to the "Deep Thoughts" forum on November 3rd. 
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