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Zod lines up to get Gaiman's signature on his copy of Sandman: "Neil before Zod!"
Zod goes swimming, encounters slimy snake-like creature: "Eel before Zod!"
Zod is disconnnected from his spinal plugs and leaves the Matrix: "Real before Zod!"
Zod sits down to watch a legal comedy soap featuring anorexic women with no breasts: "Ally McBeal before Zod!"
Zod goes cross-dressing, and puts on his shoes: "High heel before Zod!"
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Zod weeps for his Monday show. Zod blames Rob-El for this, watching bouncy full babes instead of the dried up prune known as Flockhart! Zod will not forget this Rob-El! Zod will have your head on a platter and served with celery sticks in your hears!
(Zod noticed the show went down when she addressed that she did not have a eating problem and alienated everyone in the process, Zod is amused by this.)
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I thought it was just because it wasn't funny anymore.
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I starting to really like Zod!
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See Rob-El, your followers are slowly realizing Zod is the way to the future! That means you should KNEEL before Zod or it may soon be too late!
Although Zod would rather be feared not liked. But Zod takes what he can get...
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Kneel before the JQocracy!
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After a few months on the board, Zod realizes Rob-El is a shithead and an dickass! Zod speaks the truth and defies him at the same time! Now KNEEL before ZOD!
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"Dickass"?
You made that up yourself didn't you?
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What's a dickass?
Is it good or bad to be a dickass?
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there a thread on here about Jack sticking his penis in a donkey, perhaps that is a Dickass?
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There are several people here who could be called dickass,ya know what I mean,Vern.
[ 07-28-2002, 03:59 PM: Message edited by: Lothar of The Hill People ]
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What is a dickass?
Is that when your ass is shaped like a dick? That would be weird.
Or is the word "in" left out of the middle?
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A Dickass is Rob-El! All you have to do is lay your very eyes upon Rob-El and you'll understand what a dickass is. Now KNEEL!
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Tha movie would have been much more interesting if Superman had a kryptonite industrial arse reamer, like Midnighter with the Commander.
"Take that, Zod! And that!"
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Superman was a tight arse! Zod would have nailed Lois Lane with powers fully charged! Zod knows how to please all of Planet Houston's women! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Superman was a tight arse! Zod would have nailed Lois Lane with powers fully charged! Zod knows how to please all of Planet Houston's women! :D
How about gay chicks?
Can you please the gay chick also?
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well, they do like a good fisting....
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Cartman: "My mom told me that if I wanted to become a lesbian I needed to chew the carpet!"
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Yes, Zod has turned many hot lesbians to the straight and narrow length of Zod! Zod does not pleasure the butch or dyke lesbians for they are beyond Zod's mighty skills and too damn ugly! Zod curses the one that took the 100th post in his own thread! Zod curses you to no end! Now KNEEL before ZOD! ![[you sunnuva...]](images/icons/mad.gif)
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That's not a zod.
8====================================D
Now this is a zod.
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Does ZOD look like John Ritter, or is it just me? I need someone to share the shame with.
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i have beer, and i'm not afraid to drink it....
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NO! This is Zod's ZOD! 88888=============================================================================================================================================================================== ===============================================================================================================================================================================D Zod can please a woman in the other room and give the others a ride, if Zod wanted! ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif) [ 08-02-2002, 01:46 AM: Message edited by: ZOD ]
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...you have ten testicles?
Freak.
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Zod loves to get his freak on!
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
NO! This is Zod's ZOD!
88888=============================================================================================================================================================================== ===============================================================================================================================================================================D
Zod can please a woman in the other room and give the others a ride, if Zod wanted!
That viagra is realy working good for you.
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Zod's length is not artifical! It's 100% grade A Kryptonian!
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Is it true what I read in ZOD Magazine, that their alphabet starts at F and goes in reverse?
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Your alphabet is primordial! Zod's brain shuts down to even think of it!
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The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive!
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Zod was never a hero or broken. Get it straight.
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Where is a Phantom Zone projector when you really need one?
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Zod fears no phantom zone for Zod has a hammer ready!
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Mans got a hammer,ya' can't beat that.
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That sounds like a wager.
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Perhaps he's not Zod - he's Thor.
As in thor from taking it up the arthe.
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