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Zod chooses not to listen!

Rob-El, you have tried Zod's patience long enough! Zod demands you make a decision! Will you kneel before Zod or not? Remember, millions of lives depend on it! KNEEL!!! [mwah hwah haa]

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Hey, your thread is entitled "rant of defiance". If you are defying someone, then you are challenging their authroity. If they are in authroity, they are higher up the hierachy thena you. So you are acknowledging that Rob is your superior.

Zod! Kneel before Rob-el! And kiss my ass while you're down there.

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Dave is smart.

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We need a man what can read!

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.... [um....  uh huh! ...  ]

Three people have died, Rob-El for you will not kneel before ZOD!!! How many more lives does Zod have to dispose of in order for a little kneeling action?

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no retreat no surrender!

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quote:
Originally posted by Disco Steve:
We need a man what can read!

Yeah,dat readin biznes is shure fancy. I gots a cuzin who haz a yungin who can read.a cupla times he read us those letters of romanse in dat Penthouse magzeene. Dem storyz are sure enough fun 2 here.

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Zod cares not for the skank or the dim wit! Zod kills you both with his eyebeams, melt before ZOD!

Zod is wise beyond years and shall terminate the population of all the weak and those that think themselves wiser of ZOD! Zod shall see his shining planet of gold and silver rid of such filth! [mwah hwah haa]

More people have died, Rob-El! How many more shall die before you KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!! Hahahahaaahahaha... :lol:

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Zod is depressed from the lack of groveling in his life, start groveling and kneeling before Zod or die! Zod wants groveling, kneeling, or blood! Choose wisely!

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yup.

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ZOD IS A PUSSY :lol:

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*smashes Zod between the eyes with the business end of a kryptonite claw hammer.*

Blood it is.

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You dare laugh at Zod?! Zod is heartbroken, Zod demands you beg for forgiveness and start kneeling! KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!! [AAAHHHH!!!]

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[yuh huh] [no no no]

DRINK SOME BEER/HARD LIQUOR AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT ALL READY, YOU TWAT!!!!!

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Don't interrupt the internet's longest running lame themed gag, please.

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Yes, do not interupt Zod! For Zod shall someday claim this planet Houston and throw terror to those that opposed ZOD! Best to kneel before Zod while you can! [biiiig grin]

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Yes, folks, and that was the 146th post containing the word "kneel".

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i only kneel before human women, to get to the pussy between their legs. i'm starting to wonder about zod tho......

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Wrong! It was the 164th post with the word kneel in it! Zod wonders about the intelligence of the people of Planet Houston! KNEEL!

This is now 165... [biiiig grin]

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Zod has insulted the intellegence of Planet Houston, where is the traditional smart ass remark? Zod is disappointed!

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I typed too fast, and didn't proof read.

That is all.

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i have a penis

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i have a penis

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So important, he had to say it twice!

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Zod's point about Planet Houston's intellegence has been proven! Now KNEEL before ZOD and allow Zod, a being with big brains and superior intellect to take over! [cool]

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You know,Zodie,Qwerty,claims to have a penis. A guy with a penis might give you competition in your quest for world domination. You should try to make friends with this Qwerty guy.

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Zod does not make friends with a woman with a penis that has no proper control of their native language! Join Zod now and Zod shall personally kill all the dumb people of Houston! By kneeling before Zod, you will have already proven yourself smarter than 50 percent of the population! KNEEL!

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*kneels*

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*blinks*

You kneel before Zod? ... Zod is utterly dumbfounded and pleased at the same time! Disco Steve shall be Zod's 2nd-in-command for this very act of kneeling before Zod! Now 2nd-in-command, go forth and defy Rob-El!

See Rob-El! This is only the beginning, soon more people will see it Zod's way and shall KNEEL before ZOD! Yeah! [cool]

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*kneels*(again)

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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Now 2nd-in-command, go forth and defy Rob-El!

But I do that all the time...

Do I have to change my name to Ursa?

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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
*kneels*(again)

Again? [izzat so?]

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Now 2nd-in-command, go forth and defy Rob-El!

But I do that all the time...

Do I have to change my name to Ursa?

Yes, and you'll probably have to get a matching haircut and tight, black leather outfit. [gulp!]

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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
*kneels*(again)

Alright! More followers of Zod! Zod doesn't need a stinking Arch Villian Club. Zod has a mass army forming of his very own! Zod appoints you his 3rd-in-Command!

Yes, Zod wants all his Commanders to dye their hair black and wear black leather. It sets an example of style and tyranny! [cool]

Now go forth Zod's Commanders and spread the will of Zod!

Kneel before Zod and be saved!

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THE ONE CALLED ZOD. WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW HIM. NO TEARS, ZOD. IT IS A WASTE OF GOOD SUFFERING.

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please don't hurt my penis

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
*kneels*(again)

Again? :zatso:
Some time back Zoddie promised cheap beer and women,so Dave and I both joined Zoddie. Now I got beer and women every day.

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quote:
Originally posted by Pinhead:
THE ONE CALLED ZOD. WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW HIM. NO TEARS, ZOD. IT IS A WASTE OF GOOD SUFFERING.

I saw your movies Pinhead.
Your a big pussy.
Some girl's allways kicking your ass.

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Disco Steve, join me. I need a new disco henchman. I have a huge disco room in my mansion. And you won't have to dress like a kryptonian harlot. (unless of course, you're into that sort of thing.)

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Ahem. Does your club welcome lawyers?

I need to make sure you're evil enough.

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