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Zod is always necessary! Now serve Zod his coffee with 2 creams or die by the very hands of Zod!!
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Zod looks like Zod! Zod has no brother or sister for Zod killed them both when they defied Zod's order of a coffee with two creams, they put three in! Zod does not tolerate his coffee being tampered with!
They screwed up your coffee order?!
WOW.
Death was the least they deserved. You were to kind to them.
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Okay, Zod. It's been a few days. Where are you? Hellooo? Semi-Daily? You're not holding up your end, pally. Where's the semi-daily, Zod? Where is it? Don't make me activate the Phantom Zone Ray. I'll do it! I'll let the monkeys loose!!! ![[HA! HA!]](laugh.gif) Grimm It's late and I'm beginning to get delusional. Where is the nurse with my medicine? Nurse! Nurse!! [ 07-02-2002, 09:46 PM: Message edited by: Grimm ]
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Zod does not listen to you! Zod will rant about defying Rob-El when Zod wants to and Zod shall not do it now. Oh, what the hell...
Zod defies you, Rob-El! With my last breath, Zod shall forever eat, breath, drink, and feel defiance for you, Rob-El! Zod is even oozes defiance from his very pores against you, Rob-El! Don't you now feel, defied, Rob-El?! Now kneel before Zod and kiss his shiny shoes!
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Zod was funnier when he was The Hulk.
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That's more like it, Zod boy! Guess I won't have to let the monkeys loose. . .today. But I'll have to let 'em out one day. I think Zod's pretty funny as Zod, personally. Grimm [ 07-02-2002, 09:47 PM: Message edited by: Grimm ]
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Hi Grimm, I dont think we have met. I'm Lor the Kookiness Mistress of the MB world, nice to meet you. :) Now if you excuse me. ZOD, I'm baaack!! Now Kneel before me or I'll slap you with a very large Krytonian frying pan!! HaHaHaHa-Ha!
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Carefull,Grimm,Lor is cute but I hear she bites. ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:
Hi Grimm, I dont think we have met.
I'm Lor the Kookiness Mistress of the MB world, nice to meet you. :)
Hello, Miss Lor. I'm Grimm. How are ya doing? Your pal, Red knows me.
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Carefull,Grimm,Lor is cute but I hear she bites.
You say that like it's a bad thing. . . ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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Oh coolies you know Red!! Wow, okay so what you can be Mister Freeze since you have the Arnold avatar-tar. quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Carefull,Grimm,Lor is cute but I hear she bites.
You say that like it's a bad thing. . .
Grimm
Ooh I'm definitely gonna like you ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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Why must Zod's Semi-Daily Rant of Defiance thread have to be soiled with such preteened baby googlied eyed talk! Zod shall kick the shit out of you two by the very feet of Zod and his fashionable black leather boots! Now BEND DOWN before Zod and receive your ass kicking!
Rob-El, Zod still defies you and all that. Soon your knees will hit the very soil you walk on and you shall be kneeling before ZOD!
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Why must Zod's Semi-Daily Rant of Defiance thread have to be soiled with such preteened baby googlied eyed talk! Zod shall kick the shit out of you two by the very feet of Zod and his fashionable black leather boots! Now BEND DOWN before Zod and receive your ass kicking!
Rob-El, Zod still defies you and all that. Soon your knees will hit the very soil you walk on and you shall be kneeling before ZOD!
Well, if you were keeping up on your Semi-Daily Rant of Defiance duties, you're thread might not be soiled with stuff like that. ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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Zod only post his defiance on days that he is sober on most days he is to drunk to figure out how to turn on his computer.
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Hmm. Wonder what a drunken semi-daily rant of defiance would sound like? Grimm
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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:
Oh coolies you know Red!!
Wow, okay so what you can be Mister Freeze since you have the Arnold avatar-tar.
Ooh I'm definitely gonna like you
Uhm. A little too close to a certain film that shall not be named, if you know what I mean. ![[gulp!]](gulp.gif)
Rather be Bane (comic version), and my pal Pro/Turkish could be . . .Ra's Al Ghul! That works.
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nah-uh nope we already have a Bane.
Cant have two Banes. Jack, the little death is Bane.
Hmmmmm how bouts letsee Riddler? or Twoface? or how about Mr. Freeze? Those are still open along with Catwomen, which no your not gonna be of course, and Oh how about Ace from the Royal Flush Gang?
Any of those would do. :)
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Damn, I had my heart set on Bane.
Ahh, gimme Two-Face.
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Admit it. You're Warren Ellis, aren't you? Grimm
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Zod's internal gaydar is tingling...
Now Rob-El, Zod could go on and on about his defiance of you or you could simply kneel before Zod and you can then receive back full support of those that have kneeled before Zod! So KNEEL, Rob-El, KNEEL for it is for your own benefit!
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Zodie,whatchu gonna do after Rob kneels? Is this just a small part of your master plan for world domination or Rob domination or something? Are you gonna make Rob your slave or just put him on dissplay somewhere? Have you given a lot of thought to this or are you just a cranky old bad guy? [ 07-06-2002, 02:20 AM: Message edited by: Lothar of The Hill People ]
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quote:
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Zod's internal gaydar is tingling...
I told you not to eat all twenty of those bean burritos. . .but nooooo, "Zod must have Taco Bell!" and the cashiers must "KNEEL! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"
Man, I can't take you anywhere. . . ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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Burritos are tasty! The CEO of YUM! shall kneel before Zod also, so that Zod can have plenty of burritos for him to consume.
But first, Rob-El shall kneel downwind before Zod!
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....your gunna have to take a number on that.....
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mmmmmm.....intestinal gas...yum,yum
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Zod smells of defiance, Rob-El! Zod shall stink up this place til you, Rob-El, kneels before Zod and he can take his rightful place!
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have you thought about maybe drinking a beer or 12, zod? maybe, you know, mellow out on some weed ?
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Zod's damn shapely Kryptonian body prevents Zod from going mellow from weed and beer consumption! Zod is depressed by this fact. Rob-El, do not ignore Zod's defiance! Zod shall sneak up behind you and strike like the fierce tiger he is and rip you, Rob-El, to bloody shreds! Zod shall do it, rip you to shreds with the sharp finger nails of ZOD! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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Zod's plan for world domination:
1.steal all the underpants.
2. make Rob kneel.
3. make a big profit.
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Zod is back, Rob-El! You thought you could get rid of Zod that easily? Zod found his way through that little Phantom Zone trap so easily for Zod possessed a hammer at the time and was able to break it with his mighty hammer and free himself from the clutches of the window panes of the Phantom Zone. So Zod still defies you, Rob-El, defies you to no end! Now KNEEL!!!
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Usually Rob kneels for people without them even asking.
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Zod is disappointed in Rob-El if this is true! Zod is beginning to think Rob-El is not a worthy adversary after all. Zod may find others more worthy to kneel before Zod!
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Does that mean you'll go to another message board?
Could you change it to another word? It could even rhyme...
Zod goes yachting and falls in the water: "Keel before Zod."
Zod plays poker in Vegas: "Deal before Zod"
Zod goes to a lapdance bar, and requests some extras: "Feel before Zod."
Zod becomes a badguy pro-wrestler: "Heel before Zod."
Zod eats mom's cooking:"Meal before Zod."
Zod slips on banana remnants: "Peel before Zod."
Zod condones shoplifting:"Steal before Zod."
Zod wears the colour pastel light blue: "Teal before Zod."
Zod goes to an expensive steak house restaurant and orders,"Veal before Zod."
Zod confronts enthusiasm when Rob kneals: "Zeal before Zod."
End of alphabet.
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Zod is amused and has rekindled his defiance of Rob-El! Zod does not care how pathetic Rob-El is for Zod shall steal his power and love he has over these habitants of Planet Houston and make him hated and his road to pathetic life shall be complete! ROB-EL! KNEEL before ZOD and regain some dignity and respect before it is too late!
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How did I miss this one...?
Zod fucks a pig: "Squeal before Zod!"
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Zod is offended! Zod would not do that with a creature native to Planet Houston! Now a critter from Krypton that had a vagina like a sweet woman that would squeal when Zod's mighty inserter went in is something all together different. Um. KNEEL before ZOD! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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