RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts A Man With A Big Cock!!!

Of course I knew what you were talking about, otherwise I wouldn't have clicked on this thread... Nooooope...

Liar... You wanted to see a giant penis as much as I did!

heh,heh..you said penis..heh,heh

I bet the girls run when they see that man cumming with his giant cock! Teehee!

I'm disappointed... I misread that and was expecting a picture of a man with a big clock.

Even Basti would be humbled!

I have nothing to say

You Guys got sum serious problems

8===========B

Watcha looking at there, pal?

Take part in the lantern workshop.

Super Troopers is a 2001 crime-comedy film directed by Jay Chandrasekhar, written by and starring the Broken Lizard comedy group (Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske). Marisa Coughlan, Daniel von Bargen and Brian Cox co-star while Lynda Carter has a cameo appearance. In total, Fox Searchlight paid $3.25 million for distribution rights of the film and nd grossed $23.1 million at the box office.
Contents

The film takes place in 2000 in the fictional town of Spurbury, Vermont, near the Canadian border. The plot centers on five Vermont state troopers who seem to have more of a knack for pranks than actual police work. Most of their time is spent devising new ways of messing with the heads of the people they pull over and hazing the new recruit, "Rabbit". They also find time to torment their easily infuriated radio dispatcher, Rodney Farva, who has been exiled from patrol work because he was involved in a fight with several students during a (potentially questionable and dubious) traffic stop of a schoolbus, which is later revealed during the credits. Their days of pranking and slacking off are cut short when the troopers suddenly find themselves attempting to solve a murder, bust a drug-smuggling ring, and avoid having their post eliminated by the state's impending budget cut — resulting in their transfer, or quitting and opening up a roller disco.
The troopers have an ongoing rivalry with the Spurbury Police Department, Spurbury's local police. They repeatedly enter conflicts with them ("highway cops versus the local cops"); one such dispute breaks out into an all-out fistfight, further increasing the station's chances of being shut down. The rivalry eventually results in the governor's (Lynda Carter) praise for the efforts of the Spurbury PD, who had managed to keep one step ahead of the state police by making their department appear responsible for the confiscation of the smuggled drugs. Defeated, the defrocked troopers with the help of Spurbury Police officer (and Foster's girlfriend) Ursula stumble upon the scheme in which the local police are running protection for the aforementioned drug smugglers. The film's epilogue finds the highway post still eliminated due to the budget cuts; however, the troopers become the new officers of the Spurbury PD (replacing their presumably incarcerated corrupt predecessors) and thus free to continue their shenanigans in and around their jurisdiction.

super troopers


[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?

Quotes about Andrew Johnson

the right, and was a determined warrior for his convictions. He erred from limitation of grasp and perception, perhaps, or through sore perplexity in trying times, but never weakly or consciously. He was always headstrong and "sure he was right" even in his errors.

-Obituary in The New York Times (1 August 1875)

Throwin' Down
Psychostick

Oh, I get it
You wanna run my life!
Why don't you stick an antenna up my ass
and make me your own satellite

You bitch
why the hell you gotta make it so damn tough
I could find a cure for cancer
but it wouldn't be enough

You seem
to think
that I'm a money tree
since your only big concern is
"How much will he spend on me?"
That's it!
I've had it!
I can't take anymore!
If you can't see that you're wrong,
I can show you to the door!

[Chorus:]
Tell me what do you want from me?
My body? My soul?
If there any relief for me?
From you? Hell no.

I won't listen to you
Until your mouth is shut.
and we don't gotta throw down
just 'cause the toilet seat's up.

I know, that you
Suck
I know that you
blow
I know that I'm
fucked
I know that I
can't say no
[end of chorus]

You've got the nerve
to tell me how to drive
when you've been in so many wrecks
it's amazing you're alive

Plus you're hogging all the oxygen
since all you do is talk
give me one good reason not to
make you get out here and walk

NO, that doesn't mean I think
You're overweight
I tell you all the time,
I think that you look great!

But HEY, does it matter
with anything I say?
Since I'm always wrong
and didn't do the dishes yesterday!

[Chorus]

I know that you suck
I know that you blow
I know that I'm...

The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, 'Son, are you
 able to support a family?'


'Well, no, sir,' he replied. 'I was just planning to support your daughter.
The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.'


Ford Fairlane:
Shake me, Jazz.
-----
Ford Fairlane:
You're just in time to see what I refer to as: solving the case. It's cute. I think you'll like it

1184

Hair and fingernails do not continue to grow after a person dies. Rather, the skin dries and shrinks away from the bases of hairs and nails, giving the appearance of growth.

Shaving does not cause terminal hair to grow back thicker or coarser or darker. This belief is because hair that has never been cut has a tapered end, whereas, after cutting, there is no taper. Thus, it appears thicker, and feels coarser due to the sharper, unworn edges. The fact that shorter hairs are "harder" (less flexible) than longer hairs also contributes to this effect. Hair can also appear darker after it grows back because hair that has never been cut is often lighter due to sun exposure.

Different tastes can be detected on all parts of the tongue by taste buds,[99] with slightly increased sensitivities in different locations depending on the person, contrary to the popular belief that specific tastes only correspond to specific mapped sites on the tongue.[100] The original tongue map was based on a mistranslation of a 1901 German thesis by Edwin Boring. In addition, there are not 4 but 5 primary tastes. In addition to bitter, sour, salty, and sweet, humans have taste receptors for umami, which is a savory or meaty taste.

Ways To Know You Are In Love
The most common but most important feeling is the indescribable butterflies in your stomach.
When you can’t stop thinking about the person despite all your efforts, you may be in love. When the mention of the name is enough to bring a smile to your face, then you may have fallen in love.
When you start caring for the person more than you even care for yourself. However, there is a very thin line between caring about a person and actually loving a person. So interpret the feelings before you express your love.
One sure-fire factor is that you care for him/her like a family or even more than a family and you feel happy when your partner is happy. Actually, love is feeling of oneness and when you start enjoying the joys of your partner, you should know you are in love.
You feel corny and you can talk to him/her endlessly without getting bored. When it is just a crush, you would get bored after a while. In addition, when you are in love, you would remember even silly things about your partner.

Allan Howe was a Democratic congressman from conservative Utah when he fell victim to a police prostitution sting in July, 1976.

The father-of-four asserted that he'd been the victim of some sort of bizarre conspiracy to prevent his reelection, but a recording of his conversation with an undercover police officer made it clear he knew what he was doing.

HOWE: "Hi, honey, what are you doing?"
OFFICER: "Not much, what are you doing?"
HOWE: "Just looking for some fun."
OFFICER: "Like what?" [HE then describes what he's looking for]
OFFICER: "O.K. How much do you want to spend?"
HOWE: "It depends on what I get."
OFFICER: "Anything you want."
HOWE: "O.K. Sounds good."
OFFICER: "How much is it worth to you?"
HOWE: "I usually go about $20."

$20? Even for 1976, that was a cheap date. But it ended up costing Howe. Though he refused to resign his position as representative, he lost his reelection campaign.

Facing Prison, the D.C. Madam Hangs Herself in a Shed

When the United States Postal Service busted Deborah Jeane Palfrey for money laundering and prostitution, she wasn't the only one sweating.


Republican Senator David Vitter was revealed to be one of Palfrey's clients in 2007 (Getty Images)
Palfrey, who would come to be known as the D.C. Madam, had cleared a reported $2 million over 13 years by selling sex to Washington's rich and powerful. The charges led to Palfrey's phone records being made public, which led to a few resignations from middling government officials. But the biggest fish on the Madam's phone records, Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), never resigned and never faced charges.

Vitter publicly acknoledged his use of Palfrey's services at a press conference July 16, 2007. He apologized for his conduct before his wife spoke, offering her support.

In early 2007, one of Palfrey's former escorts, Brandy Britton, committed suicide by hanging.

Palfreys reaction? "I guess I'm made of something that Brandy Britton wasn't made of."

The words would prove to be ironic in April of 2008. After Palfrey was found guilty, before she could be sentenced for her crimes, she took her own life by hanging herself in a storage shed in Florida.

32. "Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears." - Robert W. Sarnoff

44. "Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver." - Ayn Rand