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#145171 2002-08-22 11:51 PM
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Due to your repeated failure to make Robel kneel before you and your subsequent failures to convert any of his followers, I have no choice as President for life and Dictator Supreme of the Arch-Villains Club, but to revoke your membership. Perhaps if you can prove yourself worthy of membership again in the future, you could be reinstated.

Insincerely,

Chuck DeNomolos
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Yeah, what he said!

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Sucked in Zod! Ha! Some lame arse villain you are! You got kicked out of the villains club! Ha!

#145174 2002-08-23 12:22 AM
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Is Toyman in your club?

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quote:
Originally posted by Chuck DeNomolos:
Due to your repeated failure to make Robel kneel before you and your subsequent failures to convert any of his followers, I have no choice as President for life and Dictator Supreme of the Arch-Villains Club, but to revoke your membership. Perhaps if you can prove yourself worthy of membership again in the future, you could be reinstated.

Insincerely,

Chuck DeNomolos
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How can I join?

#145176 2002-08-23 1:28 AM
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Sorry, JQ, is it? No gimps. Not even evil gimps. Prepare to be liquidated for your insolence.

#145177 2002-08-23 1:31 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Disco Steve:
Is Toyman in your club?

Toyman. Toyman, toyman, toyman. . .

Ah, do we have a Toyman?

#145178 2002-08-23 1:34 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Chuck DeNomolos:
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Ah, do we have a Toyman?

UUURRRRRRRRPPPP!!!!!!!

Not anymore.

#145179 2002-08-23 4:25 AM
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Zod also sent in bogus checks, don't forget about that one, Chuckster! [mwah hwah haa]

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Only a true badass would send bogus checks.

#145181 2002-08-23 6:19 AM
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Originally posted by ZOD:
Zod also sent in bogus checks, don't forget about that one, Chuckster! [mwah hwah haa]

Right, which brings me to the next matter. You are currently 12 years behind on your dues. We WILL be sending someone to collect. . . [mwah hwah haa] :lol:

#145182 2002-08-23 9:13 AM
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What a cool club.

Its even more cool because it ejected Zod!

They won't let just any old riff-raff be a member!

#145183 2002-08-23 5:09 PM
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JQ and Zod aren't allowed in... that means they'll team up... that can't be good.

#145184 2002-08-24 2:47 AM
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Yes, 2nd-in-command! Zod shall have this JQ take the role of the big dumb lug, Zod lost sight of the last one...

And Zod defies the collection trolls! Zod shall kill them with Zod's very hands! They shall die before the hands of ZOD! Zod demands this club KNEEL before ZOD and Chuckster to be dismounted as leader! [you sunnuva...]

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quote:
Originally posted by Zorak:
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Originally posted by Chuck DeNomolos:
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Ah, do we have a Toyman?

UUURRRRRRRRPPPP!!!!!!!

Not anymore.

You killed Toyman.YOU BASTARD!

#145186 2002-08-25 12:48 AM
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Indeed.

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Originally posted by ZOD:
Yes, 2nd-in-command! Zod shall have this JQ take the role of the big dumb lug, Zod lost sight of the last one...

And Zod defies the collection trolls! Zod shall kill them with Zod's very hands! They shall die before the hands of ZOD! Zod demands this club KNEEL before ZOD and Chuckster to be dismounted as leader! [you sunnuva...]

If JQ is the big dumb lug, then I shudder to think of what role your "2nd in command" plays. . .

Collection trolls? Really, ZOD, how soon they forget. [mwah hwah haa]

Dismount me as leader? BWAH HA HA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol:

Do I need to scatter your essence across the 5th dimensional planes again? [izzat so?]

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quote:
Originally posted by Chuck DeNomolos:
Collection trolls? Really, ZOD, how soon they forget. [mwah hwah haa]

That is what Zod is counting on. [yuh huh]

Zod is not as merciful! Zod shall take your freaking head off with his very eyebeams! Die, Chucky, DIE!

Now KNEEL!

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Oh, Zod, you do make me laugh, with your little eyebeams and your "Kneel!"

Did you not notice that as Robel entered the crystal chamber, the lights were on the outside and not the inside? He was safe! You were not! :lol:

No eyebeams for Zod, not anymore. lol

Now let me get in touch with my collection agency. . .

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WHERE IS THE ONE CALLED ZOD? WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW HIM. THE BOX, YOU OPENED IT. WE CAME.

#145191 2002-08-25 2:53 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
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You killed Toyman.YOU BASTARD![/QB][/QUOTE]

Toyman was stupid.

#145192 2002-08-25 4:57 AM
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Zod tires of these freaks that THINK they are better than Zod! Zod is the true definition of power and evil! You shall learn this the hard way for you have turned on the very rage of ZOD! It is time for Zod to start kicking some grade B ASS! [you sunnuva...]

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please do not kick my penis

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I think the evil Doctor Smegma should join this club!

#145195 2002-08-25 11:28 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Zorak:
Toyman was stupid.

YOU're stupid!

Disco 1, Zorak 0...

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Originally posted by Pinhead:
WHERE IS THE ONE CALLED ZOD? WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW HIM. THE BOX, YOU OPENED IT. WE CAME.

someone opens a box, and you cum? weird fetish you got there, FREAK!!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Disco Steve:
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Originally posted by Zorak:
Toyman was stupid.

YOU're stupid!

Disco 1, Zorak 0...

No, YOU'RE STUPID, DISCO SPACE GHOST!!!

Almost as stupid as Moltar!

Mwah ha hah hah hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
I think the evil Doctor Smegma should join this club!

I second this notion. Doctor Smegma is very evil. Much more so than Zod.

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Why do I get the impression this is just one guy talking to himself?

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I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

#145201 2002-08-27 2:34 AM
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Zod is unimpressed. [yuh huh]

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Why do I get the impression this is just one guy talking to himself?

Zod's playing out his inner conflicts for us.

#145203 2002-08-28 2:54 PM
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Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

OR DO I? [mwah hwah haa]

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Chuck DeNomolos said:
Due to your repeated failure to make Robel kneel before you and your subsequent failures to convert any of his followers, I have no choice as President for life and Dictator Supreme of the Arch-Villains Club, but to revoke your membership. Perhaps if you can prove yourself worthy of membership again in the future, you could be reinstated.

Insincerely,

Chuck DeNomolos
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9 posts and you're revoking memberships?!?!

WHAT THE FUCK

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Don't fuck with Chuck.


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