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I'm in the new Mad magazine. Someone wrote a letter about being offended by something I said. Check it out...

you've made me so proud...

yeah, where's the proof?

maybe im not proud

Reset

i hate you..i wish I was in mad magazine

I hope you're happy! You've ruined my Franta line up!

I was always the greatest Mad Board user!

I ain't read a mad mag in years.
Is it still being writen by the same gang of idiots?

you were the greatest cause they banned me and i never returned!

Post it, JQ! C'mon!

JUST DO IT.

Floss? I'd do it, but I can't remember where I left my flossing braces...

i never floss my penis

[ 08-25-2002, 03:00 AM: Message edited by: mr qwerty ]

HI,LOTHAR,YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF ME,BUT I'M BACK,AND YOU,MY FRIEND,WILL RUE THE DAY THAT YOU ABONDONED ME.

Holy shit, I've never cared less about anything in my life!

Indeed.

funaki!!

This thread smells like ass-juice.

3 fucking years

wow

"We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old."
-Martin Luther

"Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into."
-Don Marquis

5..In spite of the Percival incident, American influence in the islands was
steadily increasing. Throughout the 1820's and 1830's, many American
warships visited Honolulu. In most cases the commanding officers carried
letters with them from the U.S. Government; all sympathetically friendly
toward the Hawaiian sovereign and, as a rule, giving advice concerning the
conduct of governmental affairs and of the relations of the island nation
with foreign powers. In 1841, the weekly periodical, Polynesian, printed in
Honolulu, advocated editorially that the U.S. establish a naval base in
Hawaii. Its pretext was the protection of the interest of American citizens
engaged in the whaling industry. The pro-British Hawaiian minister, R.C.
Wyllie, remarked in 1840 that ". . . my opinion is that the tide of events
rushes on to annexation to the United States." This trend was in no way
hampered by the over-anxious endeavors of the English and the French
governments to gain favorable trade concessions in the islands. On 13
February 1843, Lord George Paulet, of HMS Carysfort, attempted to annex the
islands for alleged insults and malpractices against British subjects.
Although an American warship, the USS Boston, was in the harbor at the
time, its commanding officer did not protest this threatened use of
violence. Official protest was made a few days later, however, by Commodore
Kearney of the USS Constellation. Fortunately, before the matter became an
international incident, the actions of Lord Paulet were dis-avowed by Lord
Aberdeen in London. The results of this affair led to the formulation of a
self-denying declaration by France and Britain to any act interfering with
the Sandwich Islands as an independent state. The United States, although
invited to become a member of this concert of nations, declined to take
part in the convention because the time had not arrived for her "to depart
from the principle by virtue of which they had always kept their foreign
policy independent of foreign powers."

15
.Under the above Appropriation Act, Congress approved the acquisition of
lands for the development of a naval station at Pearl Harbor and the i
mprovement of the channel to the Lochs. The Commandant, under the direction
of the Bureau of Equipment, attempted to obtain options on lands
surrounding Pearl Harbor that were recommended for naval use. This
endeavor was unsuccessful when the owners of the property refused to accept
what was deemed to be a fair price. Condemnation proceedings, under the
Hawaiian law of eminent domain, were begun on 6 July 1901. The land
acquired by this suit included the present Navy Yard, Kauhua Island, and a
strip on the southeast coast of Ford Island. The work of dredging the coral
reef that blocked Pearl Harbor progressed rapidly enough to allow the
gunboat, USS Petrel (PG-2), to proceed to the upper part of Main Loch in
January 1905.