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And for the ladies, join Zod now and increase your bust size by 70 percent! Rob-El, you should take advantage of this deal and KNEEL before ZOD! Don't take it from Zod, take it from this satisfied member! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif) "I joined Zod and now enjoy the benefits of increased size and girth!"
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That's just what this world needs,bigger dicks and bigger boobs.
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make it 100% increase, and i'll join.
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my boobs are big enough! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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Originally posted by The Goddess ButterRican:
my boobs are big enough!
hmmmmmm....I better check to make sure...please lean in closer.
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Keep reaching for that rainbow, Zod!
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Originally posted by dsoley:
make it 100% increase, and i'll join.
Fine, 100%. But you shall pay dearly if Zod goes blind for looking too long! ![[you sunnuva...]](images/icons/mad.gif)
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well, i already need glasses, and with a bigger dick, i can finnally get a good female.
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All a man realy needs is a big dick..uh..his own big dick,that is,not a big dick from another guy.
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lothar and his homasexual fantasies always make me lauff. its good to see him start geting in touch with himself.
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It will be good when you learn to spell.
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What if I want to join, but don't want the increase?
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You don't want the increase or you don't have anything to be increased?
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quote:
Originally posted by The Goddess ButterRican:
I NEED A BIG DICK!
Kneel before Zod, Skank and you shall receive!
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Originally posted by JQ:
What if I want to join, but don't want the increase?
You shall instead receive a t-shirt with the following inscribed: "I kneeled before Zod and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!" But Zod recommends you get the increase, it is a better value! ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Goddess ButterRican:
[qb]I NEED A BIG DICK!
Kneel before Zod, Skank and you shall receive!
first of all ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif) im not a skank, second im not a skank and ![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif) third you first need to use that lenth increase on urself if you want to offer me anythitng...and then you can say "im not just the president, im also a client!"
[ 08-18-2002, 12:04 AM: Message edited by: The Goddess ButterRican ]
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Okay you're not a Skank. But Zod wonders why your house is the port for the American, Canadian, Great Britain, Australian, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, and Brazilian Navy and the US Coast Guard! ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif) Skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, shank, shank, shank, shankditty skank shank! :lol:
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Does Zod have any candy for Muerte?
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Okay you're not a Skank. But Zod wonders why your house is the port for the American, Canadian, Great Britain, Australian, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, and Brazilian Navy and the US Coast Guard!
Skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, shank, shank, shank, shankditty skank shank! :lol:
DONT WAKE UP THE WRATH OF BUTTER!!!....IS SCARY...ASK ALLAN!
SO KNEEL BEFORE THE GODDESS AND REPENT AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED!
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Okay you're not a Skank. But Zod wonders why your house is the port for the American, Canadian, Great Britain, Australian, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, and Brazilian Navy and the US Coast Guard! :p
Skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, shank, shank, shank, shankditty skank shank! :lol:
Butter's not a skank. I know she's not a skank 'cause I'm a skank and I never see her at any of the weekly skank meetings.
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Originally posted by ZOD:
Okay you're not a Skank. But Zod wonders why your house is the port for the American, Canadian, Great Britain, Australian, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, and Brazilian Navy and the US Coast Guard!
Skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, shank, shank, shank, shankditty skank shank! :lol:
i can tell your a real hit with the ladies zod. oh what, you prefer to tell rob(or men in generel)to kneel before you. ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by The Skank ButterRican:
DONT WAKE UP THE WRATH OF BUTTER!!!....IS SCARY...ASK ALLAN!
SO KNEEL BEFORE THE GODDESS AND REPENT AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED!
Fine, Zod is sorry for calling you a skank... Zod should have been calling you a WHORE! Zod is not afraid of the WHORE! The wrath of ZOD is much greater than the wrath of a spread them wide WHORE!
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People here know who Butter is and what her real name is, Zod. She even has her picture in her profile.
No one knows who you are.
Using anonymity to call someone a "whore" and a "skank" is not at all humorous, and unfair.
Butter is cool, sexy, and funny. People here like her. You shouldn't call her names which are insulting and defamatory.
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Zod cares not if you insult Zod back! It should be obvious that Zod is here for a playful nature and Zod is only going by the spirit of this forum's theme! To insult and receive insult back. If Zod misunderstood this forum's nature than Zod is very sorry. But you still have to kneel before ZOD! ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Zod cares not if you insult Zod back! It should be obvious that Zod is here for a playful nature and Zod is only going by the spirit of this forum's theme! To insult and receive insult back. If Zod misunderstood this forum's nature than Zod is very sorry.
But you still have to kneel before ZOD!
Fair enough. I'm not bothered if you call me a whore or a skank, but its really not right to say that to Butter.
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Dave's trying to get laid. :lol:
[ 08-19-2002, 03:51 AM: Message edited by: Lothar of The Hill People ]
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Originally posted by The Goddess ButterRican:
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Originally posted by ZOD:
Okay you're not a Skank. But Zod wonders why your house is the port for the American, Canadian, Great Britain, Australian, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, and Brazilian Navy and the US Coast Guard!
Skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, shank, shank, shank, shankditty skank shank! :lol:
DONT WAKE UP THE WRATH OF BUTTER!!!....IS SCARY...ASK ALLAN!
SO KNEEL BEFORE THE GODDESS AND REPENT AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED!
It is scary!!
I KNEEL BEFORE YOU O GODDESS!!!!
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Originally posted by ZOD:
Zod cares not if you insult Zod back! It should be obvious that Zod is here for a playful nature and Zod is only going by the spirit of this forum's theme! To insult and receive insult back. If Zod misunderstood this forum's nature than Zod is very sorry.
But you still have to kneel before ZOD!
im also doing it in a playfull nature..i know u dont mean it...
IF YOU WONT KEEL DOWN TO ME, THEN TURN AROUND CAUSE IS TIME FOR A SPANKIN'!!
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Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Dave's trying to get laid. :lol:
I doubt even my penis could reach from Hong Kong to Puerto Rico.
Anyway, looks like Butter doesn't give a shit anyway, so perhaps I spoke out of turn.
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Originally posted by Dave:
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Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Dave's trying to get laid. :lol:
I doubt even my penis could reach from Hong Kong to Puerto Rico.
Anyway, looks like Butter doesn't give a shit anyway, so perhaps I spoke out of turn.
i do give a shit!
thanx for defending my honor!
*flashes boobs*
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Careful you'll put my eyes out with those.
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Dave is a whore master in white shining armor! quote:
Originally posted by the Shanky WHORE:
IF YOU WONT KEEL DOWN TO ME, THEN TURN AROUND CAUSE IS TIME FOR A SPANKIN'!!
Zod does not want a spanking from the WHORE. Zod wants her to kneel before ZOD and be saved from Zod's wrath! And Zod refuses to pay by the hour!
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Ooohhh, baby, can I have a spankin'?
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What does a good spankin cost thease days?
When I was aa youngin back in nineteen dikity three a spankin was 3 for a quarter. I bet a good spankin will cost more than that nowadays.
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Dave is a whore master in white shining armor!
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Originally posted by the Shanky WHORE:
IF YOU WONT KEEL DOWN TO ME, THEN TURN AROUND CAUSE IS TIME FOR A SPANKIN'!!
Zod does not want a spanking from the WHORE. Zod wants her to kneel before ZOD and be saved from Zod's wrath! And Zod refuses to pay by the hour!
people that talk about themselves as a second person are missing half a brain....Butter speaks the truth!
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quote:
Originally posted by The Sista Skank:
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Originally posted by ZOD:
Dave is a whore master in white shining armor!
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Originally posted by the Shanky WHORE:
IF YOU WONT KEEL DOWN TO ME, THEN TURN AROUND CAUSE IS TIME FOR A SPANKIN'!!
Zod does not want a spanking from the WHORE. Zod wants her to kneel before ZOD and be saved from Zod's wrath! And Zod refuses to pay by the hour!
people that talk about themselves as a second person are missing half a brain....Butter speaks the truth!
Wrong, Sista Skank! Zod speaks of himself in the third person, any dim wit should know that. Now KNEEL before ZOD! Zod tires of this expression, it would be better for Zod if everyone would kneel before Zod tonight and Zod would not have to utter the phrase again, but Zod knows that will never happen for Zod will always be defied by shit holes with a 386 for brains and Zod will get frustrated and melt them with his very eyebeams and then Zod would have to smell burnt man-flesh and Zod would get horny for burnt man-flesh makes Zod horny and find himself at a whore house and the whore would not be able to contain the penis of Zod and would be risen to space by the very length of Zod and Zod would laugh and laugh and laugh mercilessly... Ummm... Zod is just saying. ![[gulp!]](gulp.gif)
NOW KNEEL!
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